The Top-Tier Boy Band Is Entirely Nonhuman

[Please add one of Xiaoshi's upcoming stories to your reading list. Any of them will do~] Question: Are the entertainment industry's public personas real? Answer: Can't speak for the others, but everyone in zero is definitely the real deal :) The leader of zero, Wandu, is a galactic supercomputer. Through a twist of fate, he made his glorious debut alongside several nonhuman teammates. His blond teammate is an unreliable Demon King who often reverts to his original form when he runs low on energy. His daily routine is finding people in the comments to make wishes for him and build up his energy, then pestering Wandu to promote him. His black-haired teammate is a socially anxious Cthulhu-like evil god. Ordinary fans overlook him, but criminals take him seriously. His daily routine is getting invited to help the police solve cases, then pestering Wandu to speak on his behalf. His red-haired teammate is a sharp-tongued Dragon God. If he doesn't dabble in superstition, he gets struck by lightning; if he does, something always goes wrong. His daily routine is picking people in the comments to tell their fortunes, then pestering Wandu to break his seal. His blue-haired teammate... is Blue Star itself. He seems like he stays out of trouble, but whenever trouble happens, Blue Star is always involved. His daily routine is coming to him in tears because he's been dirtied again, then pestering Wandu to figure out what to do. Wandu is a reliable leader. He thinks he's the most dependable person in the whole group, and the one with the biggest headache. Being the group's dad isn't easy. But their manager, Xiao Li, disagrees. What a joke. The leader's reliability is as uncertain as Schrodinger's cat! I've never seen anyone argue so seriously with commenters every single day, and actually win! Later, Xiao Li, now the manager of a top-tier star boy band, seems to stumble across secrets he was never supposed to know. It seems not one member of their top-tier group is human :) His leader, whose reliability is as uncertain as Schrodinger's cat, stared at him with emotionless eyes, his tone conflicted. “So... are we still pretending?” Xiao Li: “...?” The hand holding his cigarette trembled slightly. You absolute menace, I'll call you all my absolute menaces, okay? Please take this secret to your graves!! Little scene: Longtime zero fans warn every new fan: 1. Don't go explain things or argue under Xiao Bai's comments. People will question your intelligence. 2. Don't make random wishes under Xiao Huang's comments. They can easily backfire. 3. Don't declare your undying love under Xiao Hei's comments. You might be mistaken for an undercover cop. 4. Don't eagerly ask for a fortune under Xiao Hong's comments. The readings are always bad. 5. Don't worry about Xiao Lan... go ahead, he's the safest one. Some new fans don't believe it and give it a try. When they come back... A new fan asks cautiously: “A rules-based horror story. Got any more rules?” An old fan adds lazily: “6. No matter who you stan, say you're a group fan when you go out. If you really don't want to, say you're a Xiao Lan fan. It's safe.” New fan: “...6” Tips: 1. This is an ensemble story with a focus on variety shows, but that doesn't mean they don't act or release songs. 2. A silly comedy, not an audition show. No pairings for anyone. The teammates, fans, and Xiao Li all get picked on equally. 3. Many variety show segments are livestreamed, and livestreams have lots of comments. If you dislike scrolling comments, read with caution. Theme: Be happy, spread happiness to everyone, and become an example that inspires them to move forward. That's the power of idols!