[This story will go premium on Thursday the 21st, with chapters 17-23. If you've already read those chapters, please don't buy them again! Please add my upcoming novels, My Lazy Brother and His Dragon-Prince Brother and The Spoiled Little Star on the Variety Show Comes from a Dirt-Poor Family, to your library!]
Tang Xixi is the seven-year-old son of the Lord God, and he has an all-purpose childhood friend who acts like his big brother.
According to the little guy himself, he's great at doing poverty-alleviation missions in different worlds!
So...
Poverty-alleviation world: A wilderness variety show broadcast live during the apocalypse
Target of poverty alleviation: A couple of obscure stars who are hated across the internet
Poverty-alleviation goal: Make them a massively popular top-tier star couple
His childhood friend pondered. "Looks like I'll have to buy a company and funnel resources their way..."
Little Xixi clenched his fist. "Got it! Big Brother buys the company, and Xixi will take care of the rest!"
His childhood friend, blinded by a thirty-meter-thick filter, believed every word the kid said.
Not long afterward, a near-bankrupt entertainment company introduced its child-star duo: Yixi.
A little while later, Yixi became a top-tier child-star duo, and the company looked set to be the biggest winner.
Not long after that, the forgotten obscure-star couple failed to achieve their dreams and went home to raise pigs.
His childhood friend fell silent. "What do we do?"
Xixi looked guilty. "H-Help them raise the pigs?"
The little guy patted his chest. "Trust me, Xixi is amazing at raising pigs!"
His childhood friend, still blinded by that filter: "...All right, I trust you!"
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Tips:
1. This is the second story about the adorable little boy and his villainous dad. However, because I'm in a personal creative slump and made mistakes with the original setup, I've changed the quick transmigration story into an apocalypse entertainment-industry story. I've decided to finish the first world and then end the main story.
2. A smart, mature big brother who's hopelessly devoted to his little brother x a silly, sweet little brother who's great at acting cute. The extras will cover the past and future, with a few chapters of romance.
3. Please add My Lazy Brother and His Dragon-Prince Brother and The Spoiled Little Star on the Variety Show Comes from a Dirt-Poor Family to your library!
Below is the blurb for The Spoiled Little Star on the Variety Show Comes from a Dirt-Poor Family!
Mo Mo had a dream.
In it, spoiled Mo Mo and his dad went on a variety show for families. They refused to do any work, pretended to be rich, and acted arrogantly, becoming the show's "strongest" contrast pair.
After losing his job, Dad couldn't afford to rent a place, so Mo Mo and his dad had to live under an overpass. They nearly got sold off to some remote mountain village, too!
Mo Mo: Waaah, I-I won't be spoiled anymore, okay? QAQ
On the show, the little guy went out to sell vegetables with his handsome big brother. Holding a megaphone, he called out in a soft voice, "C-Carrots for sale! Mo Mo's favorite carrots! They're super sweet!"
Then he turned away, wiping his tears as he munched on a carrot, looking all wronged but trying to stay strong, hoping his brother would pat his head.
The fans were heartbroken. "Waaah, why is my baby so well-behaved?"
Mo Mo's dad was heartbroken too. He led the little guy to a quiet corner and comforted him gently.
"Daddy has money. We can always quit the show. You shouldn't have to put up with this."
The little guy shook his head. "You have money, my ass!"
Mo Mo's dad: "?"
The little guy sniffled. "I know everything! You don't have any money or a job, and even the house is rented. And you even had to ask that bad guy to pay to raise me!"
Mo Mo's dad, former top-tier star, owner of countless properties, rich second-generation: "...?"
Poor? Me? Huh?
Gossip fans: "!!!"
Breaking! After leaving the entertainment industry, top-tier star falls into poverty, and his child says his biological father is a Chen Shimei!
The little guy's fans: "???"
What? The top-tier star left showbiz, wears designer clothes, and still tells his kid they're poor? My baby has it rough!
The top-tier star's fans: "..."
Bro, you've gone too far.
Later, Mo Mo's dad and the bad guy's dad pulled out a stack of bank cards. "Come on, tell us, how exactly is our family poor?"
The little guy pursed his lips, then started crying again. "I-I already told you not to take out loan-shark loans! Waaah! I-I can't keep mooching meals off Big Brother's family every day..."
Mo Mo's dad, an actor who had transmigrated into a book and changed his fate against all odds: "..."
The bad guy's dad, a genius with countless businesses: "..."
We aren't stupid, are we?
How did we end up with such a silly little son?
Theme: Grow through setbacks and overcome difficulties. As long as you work hard, life will get better and better.
At least finish writing this small world well, with a beginning and an end.
Why don't you update it?
O(≧v≦)o~~Awesome
Hahahahahahaha, the family tree is already up
I really like big letters
No. 8.7? Wrong call? Is it No. 9.7?
Ah? No more, so sudden! ! !
How often does this get updated? The pit is a bit shallow QAQ
Have you started writing? Expect! ! !
I don't understand, what is Yiyi?