This Family Will Fall Apart Without a Kid!

Shengsheng is only four years old, yet he knows so, so many secrets. For example, everyone says his eldest brother is a serious, steady CEO and a corporate drone who loves working overtime. But Shengsheng knows his brother likes to bury his face in Shengsheng's belly and cry. "I'm a mighty God of War who laid down his armor and returned to civilian life! Why do I have to be a corporate drone? This isn't the battlefield I wanted to fight on!!" For example, everyone curses his second brother for being nothing but a pretty face, a scandal-plagued pretty boy who loves promoting ship pairings. But his second brother will sit up late at night and chug milk from a bottle with Shengsheng. "Damn it, I was the world champion! I woke up and it was gone, and I was three years older! An esports pro only gets a few years in the game!" And for another example, everyone says his third sister is a jealous woman who keeps causing trouble for the heroine. Every time she stirs up trouble, she takes Shengsheng on a shopping spree and complains that the male lead is too small. "Who the hell likes a crazy CEO like him? Damn it, I'd rather lose every last stitch of my clothes at mahjong than like that stupid creep." Shengsheng sighs with the air of an old man. There are so many family troubles. Looks like it's up to Shengsheng to handle them. The little one tries hard to help his siblings solve their problems and keep the warmth in their family alive. The atmosphere at home is still kind of strange, but he's very satisfied. Until one time, Mom and Dad carried him into their room to sleep with them. "That brat kept staring at you today. Do you think he figured out you're not human?" After his mother had "put the kid to sleep," she frowned. "Could you act any more fake?" "At least I'm better than that heavenly master. I've never seen anyone play a biological mother and still seem so manly," his father said with a fake smile. "I think he also figured out you're a man." Mom and Dad started arguing again. For the umpteenth time. Having already learned so many secrets, Shengsheng sighed deeply to himself. Mom and Dad have practically given away the underwear they're wearing, too. Huh? Shengsheng suddenly fell into deep thought. If Mom and Dad are both men, then how did the kid and his brothers and sisters come along? Please add my ongoing novel, Everyone in Juanjuan's Family Has Switched Souls, to your reading list~ In his past life, Shen Juan had a tragic fate and a miserable ending. His life ended at sixteen. Reborn at five, Shen Juan is tired. If he can't manage to live, he might as well give up right here and die early so he can be reborn sooner. After all, nobody is expecting anything from him. But after being reborn, Shen Juan discovers that his family seems to have... changed! No, they haven't. His awful family members have just switched souls. And they've all read a novel called My Husband Is the Chief Secretary. In the novel, they are the awful family of Shen Juan, a wicked young servant who is the love rival of the protagonist shou. They sell Shen Juan, then cling to him and suck him dry when he "makes it." In the end, they ensure Shen Juan "dies a worthwhile death," and his master, in a fit of mercy, sends them underground to keep him company. After reading the book, Shen Juan's younger father tosses aside his mouse. "A gambling dad, a brother who worships his son, a younger dad who's a lackey, and a hypocritical household. If I were Shen Juan, I'd kill the lot of them so we could all share the blessings." Then he turns around and becomes the lackey younger dad. He stares silently at the five-year-old Juanjuan, thin and clad in patched clothes. Fine, forget dying. Let's run away with the kid. Shen Juan's older father, who has also finished the book, looks utterly speechless. "What kind of submissive, wicked villain is this? He gets sold and still lets them use him as a blood bank? Just punch them out and take charge of the family!" Then he turns around and becomes the gambling older dad. He stares quietly at the thugs in the gambling den, fists clenched. So I'm the gambling addict. Guess I'll beat up the thugs to let off some steam first. Shen Juan's older brother, who has read the book over and over, is even more thoughtful. "Our little brother is clever and young. We can raise him. The younger father is dim-witted, but at least he listens, so we can keep him for now. But as for this father..." For the sake of his career, the man will just have to die young. The three future members of the Shen family sigh to themselves: It's not easy to live a good life. Theme: Be understanding and accepting of one another, fill the family with love and kindness, work hard, and enjoy a happy life together.