Draw Your Sword and Become a God

- Not a man - No putting women down - All proceeds from this book have been donated ------------ Blurb below ------------ Modern man Lin Xuanyi transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, works diligently to become a sword immortal, then tears through the void and transmigrates back! The world consciousness that dotes on him has become bizarre. It not only forces him to raise a cat on his phone, but also starts assigning him all sorts of inexplicable identities and life experiences. He's become everyone's unattainable beloved. They call it helping him fit into modern life... What a ridiculous excuse! Wasn't he supposed to ascend right where he stood? Smack. Gone! The moment he comes to, he finds himself at a murder scene, with a chubby detective addressing him warmly as Officer Lin. Megure: Officer Lin, the suspect won't cooperate with the investigation. Could you go and try to talk some sense into him? Lin Xuanyi steels himself and sits down in front of the russet-haired young man in a bowler hat. Since he doesn't know Japanese, he can only rely on the vocabulary he's picked up from watching countless movies during puberty and stammer out, "No one's coming to save you. Take off your clothes." Chuya blushes and presses down his hat. "Want to find out what it's like to be crushed by gravity?" Zero: Xuanyi's character today is so wild! The liquor factory's hardest worker: Quit messing around. Come back with me, now. The listening Dazai: Then why don't you just do it? 5t5: Get lost, you thieving cats! Two-Face: You're mine. Don't let anyone else say things like that. #What's it like to run your mouth at a murder suspect?# Lin Xuanyi: Thanks for asking. I'm in Japan, and I just tore through the void. Long story short, it's incredibly awkward, and now I want to kill the suspect to shut him up. CP: Chuya Theme: Build a better society and leave no place for darkness.