Chuya the God of Desolation Just Wants to Write Poetry, Not Go to School

[The whole story costs only 2.79 yuan. Please don't read pirated copies. They're more expensive than mine and less talkative. I'll give you smooches QAQ] [Going premium on May 19. Please support me, darlings!] [CP is Qi Shen. No one-sided crushes. Aside from the main couple, all relationships are familial or close friendships. No secondary couples.] Divine Attendant A: Your Highness Yato, you've thrown the Wild God out to reflect for three days now. Yato: Has he admitted his mistake? Divine Attendant A: No. His Highness says it's so much fun out there that he won't be coming back just yet. The empty-hearted calamity god finds a newly born, blank-slate wild god and a beautiful long-haired man in the aftermath of an explosion. Faced with the confused, innocent wild god, Yato holds up a character-learning card and sighs to the heavens, full of regret: I'm still young! I don't want to be a dad! Later, He gets hooked! Yato/Randou: Stay away from my kid, all of you! Understand?! (Fiercely furious.JPG) Short Scene Little Chuuya holds up a character-learning card and tilts his head at Yato: Daddy? Yato shakes his head frantically: I'm not your daddy! I'm still young, I'm not! Little Chuuya looks disappointed. Yato feels a faint pang of guilt: I am your daddy. Little Chuuya nods in satisfaction, then turns to look at Randou. Little Chuuya's eyes sparkle: Mommy? Randou clutches his chest and smiles serenely: ...Yes, I am your mommy. Yato: ??? Wait, Randou, pull yourself together!!! Reader's Guide: ① Yato, Randou, and Chuuya have a familial relationship. ② Little Chuuya makes an appearance and slowly grows up. ③ Lots of heavily altered canon and personal headcanons. ④ Chuuya is doted on by everyone. Screenshot taken July 7, 2020 Revised August 17, 2020 Next story: A Coser's Career Guide One-line summary: Secret identities? I'm a professional! And my ongoing story next door: The Peaceful Life of the Natsume Family One-line summary: Though my heart knows, I pretend not to understand. Theme: Give children a happy and carefree childhood.