I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Innocent

[Pre-receipt ~ "Lao Gong finally broke down after coming back from time traveling [Entertainment Circle]" "Chunk Eryou also wants to fall in love [Campus]" The copy is at the bottom, the copy of this article is below ↓↓↓] Freshman year military training, the sun is scorching. The newly promoted school girl is tall and tall, with broad shoulders and long legs. She has a beautiful and straight body, which makes countless senior students tremble. The former school boss An Youxi, with handsome face and elegant temperament, was ordered to take photos of the freshmen's military training. The moment the two looked at each other: Ran Ningmu: Cute, I want to () An Youxi: Cute, want to be () * After the two of them got together at the speed of a rocket: Ran Ningmu thought An Youxi liked little puppies, so he was obviously a big bad wolf and pretended to be a sheep eating grass. An Youxi thought that Ran Ningmu liked pure people, so even though she wanted to stroke the fur of the wolf-dog, she remained reserved and silent. However in reality: Ran Ningmu: Drinking √ Fighting √ Hair perm √ Tattoo √ Go shopping √ Underground Motorcycle King √ An Youxi: 30G resources √ Scrap n copies of a certain physical book √ Complete set of shady male comics √ Well-known fishing line in the online matching circle to lure professional users √ Until one day, when An Youxi was playing in Lian Mai Pia, Ran Ningmu suddenly opened the door and walked in. An Youxi was startled and accidentally pressed the release button. The whole room was instantly filled with the low-pitched and sexy male voice of the opposite CV working hard. Two people: "..." Ran Ningmu took a deep breath, slammed the door, and locked it with her backhand. Two hours later: Ran Ningmu: "So you were induced." An Youxi: "So you are a wolfdog." In fact, even once a week, Ran Ningmu was so depressed. Don't ask about Ran Ningmu's mood when interviewing the person involved afterwards. If you ask, you will feel very regretful. Ran Ningmu: If I had known that my brother liked wild things, I wouldn't have had to pretend for so long :) * The seductress pretends to be innocent × the wolf dog pretends to be a milk dog to attack 1v1 double clean, sweet pet HE [Comprehensive review of all negative reviews↓↓↓] Shadiao mentally retarded novice makes no sense The cliche of social death is drugged and turned off. Rustic, Exaggerated and Embarrassing Mary Sue I'm mentally retarded, I'm stupid, I'm just a noob, I'm going to scold myself first, I just want you to be merciful and give me some gentle beatings. The most important thing is to have fun while reading the article. Don't get angry with the article. I'm really sorry for being fooled by my stupid brain. ○|￣|_Although I can't fix my bad brain in the short term, I am studying hard to make my IQ exceed -250. ["Lao Gong finally broke down after returning from time traveling [Entertainment Circle]" The host is a hilarious and sweet article↓↓↓] In order to save Lao Gong, who was unconscious in a car accident, Gu Nianci traveled across the small world to collect his soul fragments. However, due to force majeure, they fell in love, killed each other, and tortured each other in every world. These small worlds are: "Cold-Faced Killer: Codename 007" "Apocalyptic Carnival: The Zombie King's Gluttonous Feast" "The Witcher: Wings of Fallen Angels" "Human Weapons: Robot Boyfriend Has No Heart" "Blood Sacrifice: Mandala Blooms on the Hillside" … After 10 small worlds, Gu Nianci finally completed his mission and returned to reality, ready to happily fall in love with Lao Gong. Unexpectedly, after the old attacker came back through time travel, he finally became mentally retarded :) * The first day back to reality: Gu Nianci said anxiously: "Doctor, how is my Sisi? Is he awake? Why didn't he see anyone?" The doctor silently pointed to the corner—— Qin Sihuai's tall figure hid behind the curtain, quietly poked out a cold eye, and then fired a "dart" at Gu Nianci. Qin Sihuai: I, the killer, have no feelings! Wash inside, wash inside! Gu Nianci, who was hit on the head by a paper airplane: "..." Damn retarded. * One night: Gu Nianci pulled on his tie: "Are you coming or not?" Qin Sihuai looked at him with humiliation, took out a razor and silently shaved his legs. Gu Nianci's eyelids twitched wildly: "What the hell are you doing?!" Qin Sihuai was sad: "My pure soul is about to be tainted by the devil. I am willing to shave off my angel wings and swear never to associate with angels again." Translated it is—— I'm dirty, my hair is gone, ugh ugh ugh! QAQ! Devil Gu Nianci: "..." If you can't bear it anymore, you don't need to bear it anymore, just throw him down! * In order to make up for being abused in a small world, Gu Nianci took her mentally retarded husband to participate in a variety show live broadcast. At first, the audience laughed - Gu Nianci's acting skills are so bad and he has nothing but his face. If he didn't have a domineering husband, he would have been nowhere to be found. Wait until the live broadcast starts—— Gu Nianci plays the zombie emperor, with a strong aura and murderous intent; Gu Nianci plays the role of a robot, with a lonely figure and cold temperament; Gu Nianci plays the role of a vampire, with a charming face and beguiling eyes; Audience:? ? ? When did Gu Nianci's acting skills become so good? Can you still hone your acting skills by taking care of your husband who is in a vegetative state? Gu Nianci: Nonsense, throw you across the world for 1,000 years, and you can become the best actor. As for Qin Sihuai—— "Nian Nian, as the Zombie King, you are still as cold as a corpse today." "Nian Nian, do you know why your robots don't have hearts? Because your heart was stolen by me." "Nian Nian, I brought you breakfast. It's all washed. Eat it quickly!" The star who was just pushed into the pool by Qin Sihuai to wash his neck and was caught for breakfast: pitiful, weak and helpless. Jpg CP fan: Knock me to death! Passerby: This CEO acts like he is real! Gu Nianci raised her head and asked: Is there a possibility that Qin Sihuai is not the actor... He is really mentally ill. * The cold-blooded Buddhist vase shou who only wants to show affection has a sadistic script in hand, but every time he ends up being spoiled sweetly by the mentally retarded tyrant, the general attack 1v1 double clean, sand sculpture sweet pet HE ["You also need to fall in love with middle school students [Campus]" Sha Diao sweet pet campus article ↓↓↓] As a loyal Sanxin reader in Jinjiang, Chu Huaifeng stayed up all night reading novels one day, and became dizzy and damaged his brain. When he opened his eyes again, the whole world was different—— Behind him is the only popular healing mermaid in the school. Not only is he kind-hearted, he can also sing and lay eggs (?); Their squad leader, who seems cold and aloof, is actually an Omega who is pretending to be A. After x days, the inhibitor will fail and he will be marked by the squad leader next door who is pretending to be A; And his schoolmate, his lifelong enemy Lu Bozhou, is a succubus boss who traveled back from the infinite flow world! … Chu Huaifeng: Their class is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon! Look at himself again—— It is bound to the show of affection system. You must collect enough charm points from the succubus, otherwise it will be GG? ? ? Chu Huaifeng: Hello? Is something wrong with you? * Lu Bozhou suddenly discovered that his cute little classmate who always showed his teeth and claws towards him had become particularly clingy: Secretly kissing his face while lying on the table for a nap; When entering the seat, she deliberately fell into his arms and sat on his lap; When you go to the toilet, you will blush and praise him that you are so awesome; … Lu Bozhou: Got it, he has a crush on me. After a while, Lu Bozhou: He is so sweet. I want him to be my wife. Some time again, Lu Bozhou: It turns out that I am just being sentimental, and sweetheart is just out of her mind. Lu Bozhou turned black for a minute, then smiled sinisterly: "Isn't it just the charm value? I'll give it to you." Chu Huaifeng: Damn, he is such a good person. I wrongly blamed him before! So—— Damn it, the succubus is so powerful today (*つ/////C) * Later, Chu Huaifeng regained consciousness in Lu Bozhou's arms. Lu Bozhou pinched his chin, kissed him on the face, and said in a low and smiling voice: "Sweetheart, is your charm value enough today? Not enough for my princess to carry you to the playground for two laps?" Chu Huaifeng: "..." Ah, what has he done? ! Kill him, now! ! ! * The cool and sweet sand sculpture has an upright body and a chuunishou × a black-bellied hooligan's self-guided attack on the school for his love 1v1 double clean, sand sculpture sweet pet HE Purpose: You need to be sincere when dealing with others. Only sincerity can bring you sincerity, and deception will not last long.