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Gu Beiyu traveled through a Mary Sue comic and became a stick figure, remembering nothing except his own name.
The male protagonist of the manga, Yan Nanchuan, is a heartthrob and a heartthrob, while Gu Beiyu is the male protagonist's best friend, a vicious cannon fodder and a lowly shou.
According to the system requirements, Gu Beiyu needs to protect the male protagonist's virginity from the cannon fodder Gong and wait for the protagonist Gong to appear.
Gu Beiyu originally thought that this was just an ordinary Mary Sue comic, until the cannon fodder appeared one after another:
Chairman of Xie Mei Kuang Juan;
Stunning and shining aristocrat;
The cold and kind knight;
The romantic and passionate Phoenix Emperor;
The mysterious evil king of magic;
The melancholy and shy mermaid prince.
Gu Beiyu, who was forced to go to heaven and earth: "..."
Forget the first few, what are those monsters and ghosts at the back?
Emotions: Is this still a fantasy comic? ? ?
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A certain task:
System: Please say hello to the male protagonist.
Gu Beiyu silently looked at the matches flying around the classroom: "..."
So which match is the male protagonist, eh?
Another mission:
System: Please give the male protagonist a bite of ice cream.
Gu Beiyu looked at the male protagonist's big round head and silently picked up the cone and poked it with his invisible fingers.
Yan Nanchuan stretched out his hand with invisible fingers and silently wiped his cold head.
Yan Nanchuan: "Trouble, you poked me in the back of the head."
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Gu Beiyu discovered that as the mission progressed, the comic style would gradually upgrade.
Yan Nanchuan: "Why don't you become blind this time, huh?"
Gu Beiyu looked at the big word "male protagonist" on Yan Nanchuan's face and smiled: "Because you have the face of a male protagonist~"
#·male face#
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The style of painting is pure and strange, and the joy is removed from the sand sculptures × daily cracking and cold male god attack
1v1 double clean, sand sculpture sweet pet HE
There is Xichuan in the south and fish in the north.
Demining
It contains a lot of secondary plots, which are very juvenile, extremely shameful, and invincible. Please be mentally prepared before reading. If you can't accept it, please stop your losses in time. Thank you very much!
["Lao Gong finally broke down after returning from time traveling [Entertainment Circle]" The host is a hilarious and sweet article↓↓↓]
In order to save Lao Gong, who was unconscious in a car accident, Gu Nianci traveled across the small world to collect his soul fragments.
However, due to force majeure, they fell in love, killed each other, and tortured each other in every world.
These small worlds are:
"Cold-Faced Killer: Codename 007"
"Apocalyptic Carnival: The Zombie King's Gluttonous Feast"
"The Witcher: Wings of Fallen Angels"
"Human Weapons: Robot Boyfriend Has No Heart"
"Blood Sacrifice: Mandala Blooms on the Hillside"
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After 10 small worlds, Gu Nianci finally completed his mission and returned to reality, ready to happily fall in love with Lao Gong.
Unexpectedly, after the old attacker came back through time travel, he finally became mentally retarded :)
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The first day back to reality:
Gu Nianci said anxiously: "Doctor, how is my Sisi? Is he awake? Why didn't he see anyone?"
The doctor silently pointed to the corner——
Qin Sihuai's tall figure hid behind the curtain, quietly poked out a cold eye, and then fired a "dart" at Gu Nianci.
Qin Sihuai: I, the killer, have no feelings! Wash inside, wash inside!
Gu Nianci, who was hit on the head by a paper airplane: "..."
Damn retarded.
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One night:
Gu Nianci pulled on his tie: "Are you coming or not?"
Qin Sihuai looked at him with humiliation, took out a razor and silently shaved his legs.
Gu Nianci's eyelids twitched wildly: "What the hell are you doing?!"
Qin Sihuai was sad: "My pure soul is about to be tainted by the devil. I am willing to shave off my angel wings and swear never to associate with angels again."
Translated it is——
I'm dirty, my hair is gone, ugh ugh ugh! QAQ!
Devil Gu Nianci: "..."
If you can't bear it anymore, you don't need to bear it anymore, just throw him down!
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In order to make up for being abused in a small world, Gu Nianci took her mentally retarded husband to participate in a variety show live broadcast.
At first, the audience laughed -
Gu Nianci's acting skills are so bad and he has nothing but his face. If he didn't have a domineering husband, he would have been nowhere to be found.
Wait until the live broadcast starts——
Gu Nianci plays the zombie emperor, with a strong aura and murderous intent;
Gu Nianci plays the role of a robot, with a lonely figure and cold temperament;
Gu Nianci plays the role of a vampire, with a charming face and beguiling eyes;
Audience:? ? ? When did Gu Nianci's acting skills become so good? Can you still hone your acting skills by taking care of your husband who is in a vegetative state?
Gu Nianci: Nonsense, throw you across the world for 1,000 years, and you can become the best actor.
As for Qin Sihuai——
"Nian Nian, as the Zombie King, you are still as cold as a corpse today."
"Nian Nian, do you know why your robots don't have hearts? Because your heart was stolen by me."
"Nian Nian, I brought you breakfast. It's all washed. Eat it quickly!"
The star who was just pushed into the pool by Qin Sihuai to wash his neck and was caught for breakfast: pitiful, weak and helpless. Jpg
CP fan: Knock me to death!
Passerby: This CEO acts like he is real!
Gu Nianci raised her head and asked: Is there a possibility that Qin Sihuai is not the actor... He is really mentally ill.
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The cold-blooded Buddhist vase shou who only wants to show affection has a sadistic script in hand, but every time he ends up being spoiled sweetly by the mentally retarded tyrant, the general attack
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["You also need to fall in love with middle school students [Campus]" Sha Diao sweet pet campus article ↓↓↓]
As a loyal Sanxin reader in Jinjiang, Chu Huaifeng stayed up all night reading novels one day, and became dizzy and damaged his brain. When he opened his eyes again, the whole world was different——
Behind him is the only popular healing mermaid in the school. Not only is he kind-hearted, he can also sing and lay eggs (?);
Their squad leader, who seems cold and aloof, is actually an Omega who is pretending to be A. After x days, the inhibitor will fail and he will be marked by the squad leader next door who is pretending to be A;
And his schoolmate, his lifelong enemy Lu Bozhou, is a succubus boss who traveled back from the infinite flow world!
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Chu Huaifeng: Their class is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!
Look at himself again——
It is bound to the show of affection system. You must collect enough charm points from the succubus, otherwise it will be GG? ? ?
Chu Huaifeng: Hello? Is something wrong with you?
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Lu Bozhou suddenly discovered that his cute little classmate who always showed his teeth and claws towards him had become particularly clingy:
Secretly kissing his face while lying on the table for a nap;
When entering the seat, she deliberately fell into his arms and sat on his lap;
When you go to the toilet, you will blush and praise him that you are so awesome;
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Lu Bozhou: Got it, he has a crush on me.
After a while,
Lu Bozhou: He is so sweet. I want him to be my wife.
Some time again,
Lu Bozhou: It turns out that I am just being sentimental, and sweetheart is just out of her mind.
Lu Bozhou turned black for a minute, then smiled sinisterly: "Isn't it just the charm value? I'll give it to you."
Chu Huaifeng: Damn, he is such a good person. I wrongly blamed him before!
So——
Damn it, the succubus is so powerful today (*つ/////C)
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Later, Chu Huaifeng regained consciousness in Lu Bozhou's arms.
Lu Bozhou pinched his chin, kissed him on the face, and said in a low and smiling voice: "Sweetheart, is your charm value enough today? Not enough for my princess to carry you to the playground for two laps?"
Chu Huaifeng: "..."
Ah, what has he done? ! Kill him, now! ! !
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The cool and sweet sand sculpture has an upright body and a chuunishou × a black-bellied hooligan's self-guided attack on the school for his love
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Intention: As long as your heart is full of love, even if you are on the top of a cold mountain, it can still burn like a flame.