Boys Should Protect Themselves [Entertainment Circle]

[Pre-receipt ~ "Lao Gong finally broke down after coming back from time traveling [Entertainment Circle]" "Chunk Eryou also wants to fall in love [Campus]" The copy is at the bottom, the copy of this article is below ↓↓↓] On the day when the national server of "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" was launched, Su Mengyu, a well-known up player on a certain website, started a live broadcast to gain popularity. As a fighting chicken among rookies, Su Mengyu should have fallen into a box on the ground. Fortunately, he met a super teammate and took the human form to fly. Listening to his teammate Jun's cold and low voice, Su Mengyu's old driver spirit couldn't help but get excited: "Brother, are you dating online? I'm dressing up as a woman~" Opposite, the actor Qin Zhenlu, who was also live broadcasting, was silent for a moment and said deeply: "Boys should protect themselves well and don't just wear women's clothes and show them to strangers." That night, Weibo exploded. #XXfish* Boldly expressed his love for Qin Zhenlu, and chased her for half an hour during the live broadcast, saying that he wanted to date him online# #XXfish always receives a real hammer# #CP# Sha Diao Netizen: The old driver overturned his car, which is a joy to hear. Jpg Su Mengyu said that he didn't want to talk and threw a piece of grass towards Qin Zhenlu. * Half a month later, Su Mengyu was invited to participate in an escape room reality show because she was too silly. In the dark and cramped cupboard, Qin Zhenlu held Su Mengyu's waist and pressed the beautiful young man in a long skirt against the corner. Su Mengyu: "Boys can't just wear women's clothes and show them to strangers." Qin Zhenlu: "I am not a stranger, I am your father." Su Mengyu: "???" Dad, your seventh uncle and grandpa, I want to be your wife! * A wandering NPC public enemy was attacked by a mudslide at a certain station × his father's boyfriend's secret room bug and the natural black actor attack 1v1, double cleansing, sweet pet, HE After all, how many people really have a deer, but they don't know how to dream of being a fish all day long. ——"Seven Miscellaneous Poems·One" by Huang Tingjian PS: The inspiration and some memes are taken from the Mango TV variety show "Escape Room Master Edition". The scripts are all original. The variety show rules and some props are based on peach. The characters have no prototypes. I am a fan of variety shows but not celebrities. In order to avoid suspicion, [Wai Zai] was changed to [Wan Zai]. ["Lao Gong finally broke down after returning from time traveling [Entertainment Circle]" The host is a hilarious and sweet article↓↓↓] In order to save Lao Gong, who was unconscious in a car accident, Gu Nianci traveled across the small world to collect his soul fragments. However, due to force majeure, they fell in love, killed each other, and tortured each other in every world. These small worlds are: "Cold-Faced Killer: Codename 007" "Apocalyptic Carnival: The Zombie King's Gluttonous Feast" "The Witcher: Wings of Fallen Angels" "Human Weapons: Robot Boyfriend Has No Heart" "Blood Sacrifice: Mandala Blooms on the Hillside" … After 10 small worlds, Gu Nianci finally completed his mission and returned to reality, ready to happily fall in love with Lao Gong. Unexpectedly, after the old attacker came back through time travel, he finally became mentally retarded :) * The first day back to reality: Gu Nianci said anxiously: "Doctor, how is my Sisi? Is he awake? Why didn't he see anyone?" The doctor silently pointed to the corner—— Qin Sihuai's tall figure hid behind the curtain, quietly poked out a cold eye, and then fired a "dart" at Gu Nianci. Qin Sihuai: I, the killer, have no feelings! Wash inside, wash inside! Gu Nianci, who was hit on the head by a paper airplane: "..." Damn retarded. * One night: Gu Nianci pulled on his tie: "Are you coming or not?" Qin Sihuai looked at him with humiliation, took out a razor and silently shaved his legs. Gu Nianci's eyelids twitched wildly: "What the hell are you doing?!" Qin Sihuai was sad: "My pure soul is about to be tainted by the devil. I am willing to shave off my angel wings and swear never to associate with angels again." Translated it is—— I'm dirty, my hair is gone, ugh ugh ugh! QAQ! Devil Gu Nianci: "..." If you can't bear it anymore, you don't need to bear it anymore, just throw him down! * In order to make up for being abused in a small world, Gu Nianci took her mentally retarded husband to participate in a variety show live broadcast. At first, the audience laughed - Gu Nianci's acting skills are so bad and he has nothing but his face. If he didn't have a domineering husband, he would have been nowhere to be found. Wait until the live broadcast starts—— Gu Nianci plays the zombie emperor, with a strong aura and murderous intent; Gu Nianci plays the role of a robot, with a lonely figure and cold temperament; Gu Nianci plays the role of a vampire, with a charming face and beguiling eyes; Audience:? ? ? When did Gu Nianci's acting skills become so good? Can you still hone your acting skills by taking care of your husband who is in a vegetative state? Gu Nianci: Nonsense, throw you across the world for 1,000 years, and you can become the best actor. As for Qin Sihuai—— "Nian Nian, as the Zombie King, you are still as cold as a corpse today." "Nian Nian, do you know why your robots don't have hearts? Because your heart was stolen by me." "Nian Nian, I brought you breakfast. It's all washed. Eat it quickly!" The star who was just pushed into the pool by Qin Sihuai to wash his neck and was caught for breakfast: pitiful, weak and helpless. Jpg CP fan: Knock me to death! Passerby: This CEO acts like he is real! Gu Nianci raised her head and asked: Is there a possibility that Qin Sihuai is not the actor... He is really mentally ill. * The cold-blooded Buddhist vase shou who only wants to show affection has a sadistic script in hand, but every time he ends up being spoiled sweetly by the mentally retarded tyrant, the general attack 1v1 double clean, sand sculpture sweet pet HE ["You also need to fall in love with middle school students [Campus]" Sha Diao sweet pet campus article ↓↓↓] As a loyal Sanxin reader in Jinjiang, Chu Huaifeng stayed up all night reading novels one day, and became dizzy and damaged his brain. When he opened his eyes again, the whole world was different—— Behind him is the only popular healing mermaid in the school. Not only is he kind-hearted, he can also sing and lay eggs (?); Their squad leader, who seems cold and aloof, is actually an Omega who is pretending to be A. After x days, the inhibitor will fail and he will be marked by the squad leader next door who is pretending to be A; And his schoolmate, his lifelong enemy Lu Bozhou, is a succubus boss who traveled back from the infinite flow world! … Chu Huaifeng: Their class is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon! Look at himself again—— It is bound to the show of affection system. You must collect enough charm points from the succubus, otherwise it will be GG? ? ? Chu Huaifeng: Hello? Is something wrong with you? * Lu Bozhou suddenly discovered that his cute little classmate who always showed his teeth and claws towards him had become particularly clingy: Secretly kissing his face while lying on the table for a nap; When entering the seat, she deliberately fell into his arms and sat on his lap; When you go to the toilet, you will blush and praise him that you are so awesome; … Lu Bozhou: Got it, he has a crush on me. After a while, Lu Bozhou: He is so sweet. I want him to be my wife. Some time again, Lu Bozhou: It turns out that I am just being sentimental, and sweetheart is just out of her mind. Lu Bozhou turned black for a minute, then smiled sinisterly: "Isn't it just the charm value? I'll give it to you." Chu Huaifeng: Damn, he is such a good person. I wrongly blamed him before! So—— Damn it, the succubus is so powerful today (*つ/////C) * Later, Chu Huaifeng regained consciousness in Lu Bozhou's arms. Lu Bozhou pinched his chin, kissed him on the face, and said in a low and smiling voice: "Sweetheart, is your charm value enough today? Not enough for my princess to carry you to the playground for two laps?" Chu Huaifeng: "..." Ah, what has he done? ! Kill him, now! ! ! * The cool and sweet sand sculpture has an upright body and a chuunishou × a black-bellied hooligan's self-guided attack on the school for his love 1v1 double clean, sand sculpture sweet pet HE Purpose: Everyone has the right to pursue their dreams and the right to reject misfortune. Happiness will always favor those who are truly strong in their hearts.