Boss, Your Persona Is Falling Apart

Coming soon in my collection: "Yao Yao Takes You to the Stars" and "Secretly in Love with You." If you're interested, go check them out!

What Cheng Heng couldn't forget was how Song Xu's slightly upturned, peach-blossom eyes had glanced lightly at him, and the words he'd said: "Hey, kid, what's your name? No particular reason. I just have a relationship I'd like to get into with you. What do you think?"

But then he'd immediately said, "Sorry, I lost a game of truth or dare."

With that utterly indifferent look, he had embodied the essence of a jerk to perfection.

Then the infamous school bully, rumored to have had more than twenty girlfriends and ranked last in the year, was assigned to the top liberal arts class. The moment he saw Cheng Heng, he marveled, What a stunning flower on a lofty peak.

Cheng Heng lightly tapped the corner of his desk with his index finger. Has this guy forgotten what happened before?

Ever since he got assigned to the top class, Song Xu had been at odds with Cheng Heng. Everything about Cheng Heng annoyed him:

His uniform was buttoned neatly to the very top. Annoying. His tie was perfectly straight around his neck. Annoying. And his whole aura screamed, "I'm an untouchable flower on a lofty peak. Keep your distance." That was even more annoying.

Then one day, Song Xu went to an internet cafe to play League of Legends and suddenly spotted Cheng Heng, the well-behaved class discipline monitor, the top student in their year, and the perfect student in every teacher's eyes, sitting at a computer. He was lazily tapping away at the keyboard, and the uniform tie he usually wore so neatly was tossed aside. Even his perfectly buttoned uniform was undone to the second button...

Song Xu glanced at the server Cheng Heng was playing on and raised an eyebrow. A Zuan player?

A few notes for readers:

1. There's nothing special to note. It's just a school story. (Ice-cold, aloof top student seme x chatty school bully uke)

2. This isn't my full-time job. I have a lot going on in real life, but I can promise five updates a week. Sending love.

3. [Cover art used with permission from the artist: Qian Xie]

[Coming soon in my collection. Stop by and take a look!] "Yao Yao Takes You to the Stars"

Ji Hanxing found a CP in a game. They only played together, with no romance involved. His partner was a sweet, gentle, adorable girl who just didn't talk much. She only knew how to play Yao. When his health was low, Yao would use her ultimate on him and say, "Don't be scared, big brother." When he got ambushed, she'd shield him in time and say, "I'm here, big brother." When Zhuge Liang's ultimate was about to hit him, Yao would still throw herself in front of him without hesitation and say, "I'll protect you, big brother." Hearing her call him "big brother" over and over was enough to make Ji, who had renounced love, think he might finally bloom like an iron tree.

One day, popular Heartmoon streamer Liu Shuang shot to the top of the trending searches for being viciously sharp-tongued. Unable to resist his curiosity, Ji Hanxing clicked on the video. There was a Da Qiao with his CP's name playing support in a Diamond match.

"I told you to let me jungle, but you wouldn't listen. Did you pick jungle just to help the other team?"

"You won't even step into the circle? Is my circle going to defile your noble body?"

"Even the fish in my Da Qiao skill stay alive longer than you do."

"I have a friend who owns an electronics factory. Want me to call and put in a word for you?"

"Thanks to your plays, you managed to feed so many people."

Finally, Lin Chen couldn't resist one last jab: "Tsk, this jungler's even worse than my CP."

The comments exploded. The popular streamer replied, "You want to know how bad my CP is? I'll just say this: my Yao is almost at the top of the national rankings. He didn't carry me. I carried him."

Lin Chen had liked Ji Hanxing ever since college. Unfortunately, he was too timid, so his love had become a miserable, unrequited crush. At a class reunion a year later, Lin Chen got Ji Hanxing's contact information. He planned to start by adding him as a gaming friend, but then he saw the person he'd always held in his heart leave a mysterious string of letters in the lobby: "cpdd."

Lin Chen: Perfect. Looks like I have a CP now.

To keep Ji Hanxing from finding out who he was, Lin Chen paid a fortune for a voice-changing setup. His sweet, soft voice had Ji Hanxing completely smitten. Then one day, a deep yet gentle male voice came through Ji Hanxing's headset: "Don't be scared, big brother."

Ji Hanxing: I think I'm starting to get a little scared...

A few notes for readers:

1. Set in Honor of Kings.

2. The uke is the seme's cherished first love.

3. A timid (but only around the uke), sharp-tongued streamer seme x a doctor who's bad at the game but doesn't know it.

4. I haven't figured out the rest yet...

Theme: Study hard and keep improving!