The Dead People's Shelter [Bungo Stray Dogs/Detective Conan Police Academy Crossover]

(A reverse transmigration story. The male lead hasn't been decided yet. The main fandoms are Bungo Stray Dogs and the Detective Conan Police Academy group.)

(The character in the blurb is Boss Dazai.)

[Blurb One]

One day, someone broke into the villa I was renting.

The intruder looked barely twenty, wrapped in bandages from head to toe, and so exhausted he seemed liable to drop dead at any moment. I felt sorry for him and didn't call the police. "It's cold out at night in winter. You can leave tomorrow morning."

He didn't stand on ceremony. He even helped himself to most of the barbecue skewers I'd saved for a late-night snack. I could only keep telling myself: Calm down. Don't stoop to the level of a homeless person.

The next day, he still hadn't left.

In the warm winter sunshine, I finally got a good look at his face. He was so handsome. It would be a shame not to take a few photos for reference.

So I let him stay another day as a model for my art.

The kind who has to sit still, or gets ten yuan deducted every time he moves.

On the third day, I had to go back to school.

He said we were headed the same way and insisted on coming with me. He even got me to pay for his ticket.

Then, unfortunately, we ran into robbers on the way, and I was the poor soul they took hostage.

Since he'd saved me, I decided to take him in... It's basically the same as adopting a stray cat or dog, right?

A full-time model and bodyguard in exchange for food and a place to stay. You couldn't find a better deal if you searched with a lantern!

So I asked him his name. He said it was Osamu.

"Can I call you Xiao Zhi?"

"I suppose that's fine?"

"Then can you turn into Pikachu?"

"?"

Years later, I asked him why he'd agreed to stay.

"That empty grave on the hill behind your house faces the sea, with spring flowers blooming. Could you save it for me?"

"Sure."

"Thank you."

"That'll be 180,000."

"?"

[Blurb Two]

I secretly took in a man and hired him as a model and bodyguard. I had absolutely no ulterior motives.

One night in June, after we'd been living together for over half a year, I was curled up in bed scrolling through Weibo as usual.

"Wow, this paper character celebrating his birthday today is really popular. All my favorite artists are drawing birthday fan art for him!"

I looked closer.

(A certain plant), isn't that the bandaged guy living with me?

Has he gone crazy with cosplay?

Half a day later, I finally accepted reality.

Damn it, if fictional characters can come to life, couldn't it have been a man I actually like!?

And why did a bunch of righteous cops show up right after the Mafia boss?

And why can't these righteous cops speak Chinese? Help!!!

Most importantly--

Why are all of them characters who died in the original story! It's true that my family runs a funeral home, but what is this supposed to be?

A shelter for the dead!?

Theme: No charge for the tragic deaths