Looking for a Boyfriend in the Trash [Crossover: Bungou Stray Dogs]

[Blurb to be revised]

"I have a friend who lived by the principle, 'Maybe one day the fictional character I love will come through the screen and marry me.' She made sure to wash her hair and bathe every day, and never let herself look a mess, even when she wasn't going out. She kept herself looking her best at all times, and stuck with it for five whole years."

"And then? Did she stay single for life, or did a fictional character really come to marry her?"

"Neither. She transmigrated."

"Isn't that great?"

"Who could have guessed that my friend, who had spent five years keeping up her perfect appearance every day, would be born in a trash can after transmigrating, with Dazai Osamu hiding in the very same trash can right beside her?"

"This friend you're talking about, is it really you?"

"...Yes."

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(If) after they start dating/get married

"Where did you two meet?"

"In a trash can."

"...?"

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(If) (and there's probably no chance of this) they have a child

Dazai: "I found your mom in a trash can!"

Child: "...?"

Theme: A love story that begins in a trash can