Surviving Against All Odds in Crime and Punishment

[The main story is complete!]

This novel is also known as How Can I Survive When I'm About to Become Disqualified from Being Human After Struggling for Survival Between Crime and Punishment?

[Blurb]

You think you're the biggest winner of the century.

After making a fortune selling milk tea with 2D characters who transmigrated into your world, you even started dating your favorite 2D character.

A Russian rice ball who is not the least bit kind, despite his fake, delicate appearance.

You thought you could keep living peacefully in your own world, popping over to another world for a few days of sightseeing now and then, enjoying a rich woman's lifestyle.

But one day, after transmigrating to yet another world, you meet another of your favorite 2D characters.

A Russian rice ball who is not the least bit kind, but who really is delicate.

Caught between two rice balls, you don't know what to do. You even wonder if you did something awful in your past life to end up in this situation.

Every day is a battlefield between the rice-ball demon and the rice-ball demon.

And there are others trying to poach you, too.

Like a certain freedom-loving clown.

And a certain bandage-wearing weirdo who only wants to torment the rice-ball demon.

All you can do is throw your head back and cry out

"Why do all the 2D characters like me?!"

"Let me go back to loving 2D characters!"

#Please Note#

※The title refers to Dazai from the original series and Beast Dazai.

※The 2D characters transmigrate into our world.

※A silly, comedic slice-of-life story, very OOC.

※A fluffy, brainless romance with no logic or real plot.

※Otome fanfiction. If that's not your thing, please don't read it. Everyone wins that way.

※The cover was drawn by an artist. The girl in the middle is the female lead.

※The cover really isn't the two Dazais holding hands.

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[Blurb One]

My best friend is obsessed with tabletop role-playing games. She wrote a pink BSD scenario and invited me to be a beta tester.

Just after we started the game and finished loading in

What's it like to transmigrate into a character you just finished creating?

Thanks for asking. I'm in Yokohama, and I just arrived. If I'd known this would happen, I never would have put 90 points into Charm.

Oh well. It's New Year's, and I'm already here, so I'll use my 90 points in Appearance to charm all of Yokohama!

...Wait, can someone tell me why I keep getting critical failures?

[Blurb Two]

The Demon has adopted a young girl.

He raised her with great effort and looked after her like an older brother caring for his little sister.

His colleagues took good care of her, too

The casino manager fed her every day, and the free-spirited clown took her on all sorts of outings.

She was the darling of the Decay of Angels, a little flower everyone adored.

One day, this girl got lost in a foreign country and was taken home by the White Reaper.

When his bandage-wrapped boss saw her, he couldn't help clapping his hands in delight. Isn't this the Demon’s little sister?

...Did you think he was going to give her back?

Dream on.

Your sister is adorable. She's mine now.

Oh, Demon, oh, Demon, how the tables have turned (Snape clapping.gif)

Theme: Don't lose yourself in a virtual world. What you see is what is real.