Xiao Ye is a little dragon only a hundred years old.
After waking up from a nap, he finds himself the spoils of war for Bu Liu Peak, a notorious bandit faction in the cultivation world.
Surrounded by fearsome strangers sharpening their knives and eager to get their hands on him, the little dragon can't fight them or escape. So he turns his little brain to his secret, signature skill:
Little Dragon: I may look like I'm useless at everything except eating, but actually I know 2,500 ways to stack gemstones. I can build houses and little towers out of gold, and embroider with gemstone necklaces. I never let a shiny thing that crosses my path get away, not even one. I bring them all home, and I'm an expert at collecting treasures. I even give gems and gold coins claw massages to make them happier. I can eat a hundred plates of grilled meat in one sitting, and once I grow up, I can eat even more... So, in conclusion, don't kill me. I'm still a little dragon, and a very useful, precious little dragon at that. QwQ
The cultivation world's mightiest fighter, the bandit faction's top bandit, and master of Bu Liu Peak: ...Fine. I suppose I could use a pet.
Later, disciples of all ranks from Bu Liu Peak tearfully come to complain to their master.
Master, something's wrong! A wicked thief has stolen all the spirit veins in our back mountain.
Master, something's wrong! That wicked thief has stolen all the spirit veins in our medicine garden too.
Master, something's wrong! The spirit veins in our protective formation have been stolen as well.
Meanwhile, a certain little dragon hiding in the master's room shows him the dozens of piles of top-grade spirit stones he has painstakingly stacked. Wagging his short, chubby tail, he boasts to the person he's trying to please: I brought back all the treasures nearby! Aren't I amazing? Come on, hurry up, praise me as much as you want!
#TheChaoticCultivationLifeOfAWesternDragonWhelp#
#IHearWesternDragonsCanTakeQuiteABeatingHehehe#
Author's note: Hey, let me do my part to contribute to the teacher-disciple, older-top nurturing romance! Let's go!
Note from 2020/8/7. The blurb has been screenshotted.
Theme: Teach everyone without discrimination. Let everyone contribute a little love.
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