[Journey to the West] The Monsters Were Captured by the Master

Tang Sanzang doesn't understand why no demons want to eat a holy monk like him. He's fair and adorable, with tender, delicate skin, and one bite would release a burst of meaty flavor. He can be stewed, boiled, deep-fried, or pan-fried, and eating him would bring good health and eternal life!

Demon 1 (panicking): D-don't you dare come any closer! I'll scream!!

Demon 2 (covering its mouth and crying): I won't eat you. Stop forcing me. If you keep it up, I'll kill myself right in front of you.

Demon 3: Aaaaaah!! (Sigh, another one's gone mad.)

The other demons: Seriously, please don't ask us why. "Sob"...

#The holy monk is distressed that demons don't want him#

#Please, just eat me already#

P.S.:

1. A story born from a wild idea, with an outlandish plot and a goofy style. The silly author acts cute every day.

2. The holy monk is the top, the top, the top.

3. Click on the author's profile to get one author. May I be lucky enough to earn a spot in your favorites? =w=

******* New story next door: "[Journey to the West] Master" (top's POV) *****

Blurb:

Under the Five-Finger Mountain, Wukong made the biggest misjudgment of his life.

He thought the cheap master who freed him was a silly, ordinary monk, someone he could tease and bully whenever he pleased.

So, after pretending to be his silly disciple for a while...

"You silly monk, I was lying! I'm not going to be your disciple anymore! Hahaha!"

Then he was subjected to a merciless suppression.

"You silly monkey, I was lying too. You became my disciple, so you can't just leave. It's too late now."

A teacher imparts the Way, teaches knowledge, and answers questions.

Bodhi taught him how to become an immortal, but not how to live among people.

Knowing nothing of the ways of the world, he impulsively entered it, did whatever he pleased, and acted without restraint, until he became a prisoner under the Buddha.

Later, that monk taught him all these things. He called him master and held him dear in his heart, bowing to him in sincere devotion.

You taught me to tell right from wrong.

You taught me to understand reason.

You made my heart stir for the first time, and you shook my world apart.

<The author is rolling around begging for favorites and affection>

Theme: Celebrating the spirit of classical mythological figures who vanquish demons, punish evil, and uphold justice.