The Slacker King! Shining

Coming soon: "The Dating Game Begs Me Through Tears to Stop Trying to Die" Blurb: Tachibana Airi's biggest regret was not cleaning her room before starting the summoning ritual for the Holy Grail War. As a result, her Servant opened his eyes to find game comics and light novels scattered all over the floor. "Mongrel, your taste is so utterly vulgar." So declared the golden, glimmering King of Heroes. Tachibana Airi's second-biggest regret was letting that remark bruise her pride and immediately using a Command Spell. "Read all of these, Archer!" And then there was no more. Golden Boy: You turned this king into humanity's oldest otaku. Whose fault do you think that is? Tachibana Airi: If I could do it again, I'd choose Saber. * The Sixth Holy Grail War, hailed as the greatest holy war in history... When a superpowered high schooler summons a dead-eyed swordsman with a carton of expired strawberry milk; when the pint-sized Grim Reaper and the black-haired man with bandages put on a show of "you're on the first floor while I'm in the stratosphere"; when the Seventh Hokage becomes the new home tutor to the good-for-nothing heir of an Italian seafood company; when the strongest Berserker's true identity is a little, stubby-legged dragon... Winter City is as peaceful as ever today! Coming soon: "The Dating Game Begs Me Through Tears to Stop Trying to Die" "You have pure spiritual power that can heal wounds. When the King of Curses, gravely injured, collapses in front of you, you decide to..." "Kill him while he's down." "The Heavenly Restriction Tyrant discovers that you're keeping other pretty boys on the side. He says that no matter how much money you send him, he won't forgive you. To appease him, you promise..." "I won't send you any more money. Don't be mad." "The strongest sorcerer stops you after class and sulks that if you keep getting so close to Suguru, he'll never speak to you again. Looking at his cheeks, flushed slightly with jealousy, you answer..." "That's an option?" Tachibana Takenoko, an utterly ordinary black hole when it comes to dating games. A pro at lowering affection levels. One day, her phone automatically linked to an otome game. Counting on the fact that she could spend money on rebirth cards and revive endlessly, Tachibana Takenoko began a reckless campaign of self-destruction. Through her tireless efforts, every romanceable character's affection score reached -100. The System, which had given up trying to stop her, suddenly sounded an alarm: [World fusion beginning. Countdown: 3 seconds. 3, 2, 1] Reader advisory: The heroine is blunt and as green as bamboo shoots. It's her fault Senior Panda starves to death. Theme: Seek the source.