[Crossover] How to Catch an Uchiha

How do you catch an Uchiha?

Step one: Learn to play crazy and stupid, and cling to them relentlessly.

Step two: Learn all kinds of ways to shower them with praise.

Step three: Pounce on them and drag them home.

Reader's note:

Original character top.

This story is part of my let-loose series. There are plot holes and out-of-character moments, so please don't overthink them.

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