Natsume Says Meow Meow Meow Meow

[This is terribly written, don't read it.

Coming soon: Me, the Villain, and I'm Super Fierce.]

I'm Natsume Meow-Meow.

I've been at the Kinomoto house for a while now, stuck as a cat and unable to turn back into a human.

On my eighteenth birthday, my ability went out of control and I couldn't change back into a human.

With nowhere else to turn, a magical girl took me home.

I thought that from then on, I'd have a wonderful life, doing absolutely nothing while my human servant took care of me.

But then I was forcibly bound to an "Ability Training System" numbered "89757."

I suspect it wants to mess with me, because it told me to collect "the wishes of magical boys." That's the only way I can become human again.

First mission world: I got myself a daddy, then endured all kinds of humiliation as a subordinate beside the black-mud guy every day.

Second mission world: This academy is so weird. It has ghosts, and a trash king too. The trash king is so powerful that I ended up with another dad.

Third world: We're screwed. My former black-mud boss has become a leader and is determined to get himself killed. Don't save him. System, no matter what you say, I'm not saving him.

I can't not save him. He's just too awesome, and now I have yet another father.

After collecting all the "wishes of magical boys," I had dads everywhere I looked.

I'm a coward with no ambition, so I use my skill: stand obediently where I am and watch them go buy me oranges.

Life is short. It's not enough to be a cat; I have to go around claiming new dads too.

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(All of the above is based on true experiences. If anything sounds familiar, how could anything this bizarre possibly happen to anyone else?)

This story is also known as: Everyone Is a Meow-Meow Fan.

* Characters may be OOC.

* The main story is not in first person.

* The settings are mixed together, with some original elements.

* If you don't like it, click away. No unsolicited writing advice.

* No fighting in the comments. Suggestions are welcome, but whether I act on them is another matter.

* The protagonist isn't really a cat. Her ability went out of control, leaving her unable to transform into a human.

* Pairing: Touya.

Coming soon from the author next door

Coming soon:

Me, the Villain, and I'm Super Fierce.

A nightmare suddenly awakens Atobe Renai's memories of her past life.

It turns out she's transmigrated into a villainess.

To survive, she bears humiliation and swallows her anger.

But the ability she suddenly awakens changes her whole outlook.

Ability: All Ghosts Obey My Command.

Let the world be destroyed!

A new storm has appeared.

I, Atobe Renai, am the great villain!

I rule Hachihara, overturn Yokohama, and blow up Ikebukuro.

I flatten Jujutsu High and rule both Kanto and Kansai.

I make true liquor and raise followers until they bloom everywhere!

Damn, being a villain is awesome!

Wait, there's something off about these people. How did I become your precious darling, your little sweetheart?

Get lost. I'm a villain, and I'm super fierce!

Coming soon:

Hey, Why Are You Still Up? Go to Sleep!

Yumeno Ying is an information broker who has just opened an information shop in Yokohama.

Ability: An Indescribable Dream.

To make a living, she has stolen many people's dreams, including:

The Bandage Hero Battles the Yellow Dog Demon, and They Both Lose.

A Chuunibyou Saves the World with His Underwear on the Outside.

He Gives His Life for His Country, Never Forgets His Undercover Mission, and Entrusts His Child to Someone Before He Dies.

A Rice Shortage Leads to Corruption and the Destruction of the Universe.

Wait, why is there an erotic dream in here too?

The bitterness of life's disappointments disappears in dreams.

There are peaceful golden ages, loving parents and dutiful children, and happy families.

And there are those who have died: he, she, and they.

Rather than a dream thief, she would prefer to call herself a dream weaver.

But the people whose dreams she has stolen for information don't see it that way.

Dream owner: Have I seen this girl somewhere before?

Yumeno Ying: We loved each other, but there was no jade.

Dream owner: It's you! The old thief who broke into my dream and stole it!

Yumeno Ying: You've got the wrong person ^_^

If she could do it all over again, she'd only say this:

The night is long. Why not dream?

Coming soon:

The Heroine Loves to Turn the Tables

Lu Xiaoai joins an elite school by chance.

But she discovers that everyone there is an idiot except her.

There are idiots at this school who turn into overbearing CEOs at the drop of a hat.

And there are rich second-generation idiots who suddenly claim to be worth hundreds of millions and wave checks at her, telling her to stay away from their men.

Lu Xiaoai laughs up at the sky.

Please send her more idiots like these.

She'll burn incense and pray every day to thank the heavens!

* Everyone is a goofball.

* A lighthearted, fun story. Life is exhausting enough, so we need some joy.

Click here for my completed stories:

[Anime Crossover] I Have a Special Mind-Reading Skill

Mu Zhentang x the King of Lihai University

[Wuxia Crossover] Why Are There So Many People Trying to Usurp the Throne?!

Cui Qingyue x the Man of a Thousand Faces

Could You Please Let Me Die Already?

"The Benevolent Healer" Kurihara Bai x the Bandage-Wasting Device

After My Undercover Mission Succeeded, I Ran Away with a Baby

Higure Yange x a Port Mafia executive

Theme: Always approach yourself and the world around you with a positive, optimistic attitude.