I Reached the Pinnacle of Cultivation with My Hilarious Golden Finger

In other cultivation worlds, protagonists and villains fight in chaos, while aloof Sword Venerables arrive beneath the moon.

Ji Yao transmigrated into the cultivation world and devoted herself to picking up powerful figures by the roadside.

Over ten years, she picked up three powerful sect leaders by the roadside. They were elegant and scheming, wild and wicked... but all of them ended up completely transformed and turned into agents of chaos under Ji Yao's care.

Ji Yao, skeptically: That's it? Did I end up in some fake cultivation world?

Powerful Big Shot, Kid No. 1: Might as well accept it. Whoever raised me is my big sister.

Powerful Demon Big Shot, Kid No. 2: Might as well put up with it. Whoever feeds me is my dad.

Aloof Sword Venerable Lu Huan, Big Shot No. 3: ...I think my style is all wrong. Get me away from this bunch of lunatics.

Ji Yao: If you join the lunatic squad, you have to match the style.

Life with three powerful figures protecting her in the cultivation world: chaotic and noisy, yet peaceful and pleasant (?)

Reading guide:

1. A lighthearted cultivation story written to lift my spirits. It's nontraditional cultivation, and the author's tastes are unusual. If it's not for you, please click away and escape in time...

2. A maverick, unconventional transmigrated heroine versus a high-and-mighty hero, a powerful figure dragged down from the clouds into the depths of lunacy

3. One-on-one romance, with a strong family storyline and a slow-burn romance

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Everyone in court knows that Emperor Yuanhe ascended the throne at a young age, purged corrupt officials, and restored order to the realm. He is a rare wise ruler of this age.

At Emperor Yuanhe's side is an important minister who has followed and advised him since childhood. They work together seamlessly, and are both teacher and friend to each other.

Few people know that Emperor Yuanhe harbors feelings for this minister that go beyond those of a ruler and his subject.

Unfortunately, the minister is straight and only loves women.

As a wise ruler, Emperor Yuanhe cannot bear to ruin the backbone of his court by forcing this loyal minister into his bed.

Emperor Yuanhe steels himself by enduring it all.

Alone in his lonely palace, he watches Lord Mei marry a lovely wife, show off their happiness, submit memorials, and choose an empress, all with cold eyes.

The bond between ruler and subject grows increasingly distant until they become strangers.

He thought things would stay that way for the rest of his life. But Lord Mei, a young man of both literary and military talents, with a mind full of schemes, falls seriously ill at a young age and begs to return to his hometown to be buried with his ancestors.

With tears in his imperial eyes, Emperor Yuanhe travels a thousand miles in disguise to the Mei family home. He only wants to see his beloved one last time, hold his hand, and hear his final wishes.

But what does he see...???

In a misty bath, a beauty with the bindings around her chest undone lazily leans against the edge, overcome with emotion.

"Ten years. I spent ten whole years turning the tyrant from my last life into a wise ruler. Do you know how hard that was?"

"In this life, my family is still here, my parents are still here, my money is still here, and my fiance is still here. The only thing that's gone is my chest."

"Living in the capital stunted my growth, and binding my chest made it so flat... That damn emperor ruined everything!"

Emperor Yuanhe: "..."

The former tyrant, so carefully reformed for ten years, smiled darkly.

From then on, he shed the facade of a mild and generous wise ruler.

Reading guide:

1. The main story is told from the heroine's perspective.

2. One-on-one romance, female disguises herself as a man, younger male love interest.

Theme: Stay true to yourself and never waver.