After eighteen years of studying hard, Li Lisu, a poor boy from the mountains, finally got his college acceptance letter. But that very day, while helping an old woman cross the street, he was hit by a car and sent flying
When he opened his eyes, Li Lisu was standing in front of an unfamiliar manor. He thought he had been kidnapped.
Inside the manor was a young, handsome man with a sinister expression.
The man came toward him step by step, like a demon incarnate.
Li Lisu turned and ran. Then he felt a chill at his backside
Du Jiutang, who had grabbed the boy by the waistband of his pants by mistake: ...
Li Lisu: I will never be your sex slave! QAQ
Du Jiutang was reborn. In his previous life, he had adopted three sons. Two of them were murdered, and the culprits were Long Aotian and his youngest adopted son, the traitor Li Su.
And he himself was merely the villain in a Long Aotian novel.
With a second chance at life, Du Jiutang decided to nip the traitor Li Su in the bud.
But then
Li Lisu: Breathing.
Du Jiutang: What a crafty move.
Li Lisu: I want to go to school.
Du Jiutang: What are you going to study? How to seduce Daddy?
Li Lisu: ...
Li Lisu's character setup says he's a high school dropout, a delinquent, and a straight-A student in reverse. He's sent to the university attended by the Long Aotian's “cousin.”
Everyone thinks Li Lisu is setting himself up for humiliation, with an IQ below zero.
Du Jiutang: How did he do today?
Butler: The young master got the top score in his department today.
Du Jiutang: ?
Butler: The young master encouraged the eldest and second young masters to break free of their limitations and be brave enough to get together. After all, they're not blood-related.
Du Jiutang: ??
Butler: The young master beat up Long Aotian today!
Du Jiutang: ...Interesting.
[A refined, villainous Daddy-type top X a soft, sweet, disobedient bottom]
Bonus scene:
Li Lisu fears nothing, except thunder.
On a night of thunder and lightning, Li Lisu clutched his pillow and crawled into Du Jiutang's bed, trembling.
Du Jiutang held him gently. “Don't be scared, don't be scared. Daddy's here.”
Li Lisu: ...Could you say that after you go soft?
Du Jiutang: No.
Li Lisu: You pervert!
★ The leads are not related by blood and are not on the same household register. They have no legal or nominal parent-child relationship. At first, the top is the bottom's benefactor.
★ The bottom transmigrates into the story and is not the same person as the original character. He is not really an adopted son, and usually calls the top “Mr. Du.”
★ One top and one bottom, both virgins. The top is 30, and the bottom is 18.
Coming soon: Does a Cannon Fodder Have to Go to School? Please add it to your reading list~
Bei Qingxian transmigrates into a reverse-harem novel as a cannon-fodder character. His original body's mother becomes the mistress of a wealthy sixty-year-old, making him a young master of a powerful family overnight.
His eldest brother, Li Tingyu, is a prodigy born to the rich man and his divorced first wife: tough and decisive, a business tycoon, and the only heir to the family fortune. He's the most popular of the five love interests in the original novel.
His second brother is the protagonist, a pure and innocent flower brought into the family by the rich man's second wife. He's charming, with a tragic background, and all five love interests fall for him.
The original Bei Baobao is the burden his mother's lover brings along after the second wife dies unexpectedly. He dreams of getting into Li Tingyu's bed, constantly bullies the protagonist, and spends every day making his own downfall even more inevitable.
On his first day after transmigrating, Bei Qingxian spent the whole day lying in bed and playing on his phone.
On his second day, he spent the whole day lying in the garden and sunbathing.
On his third day, he spent the whole day lying on the sofa and gaming.
If he can lie down, he absolutely won't stand up.
Li Tingyu realizes his troublesome little brother hasn't caused a scene in days.
The protagonist is worried: “Is Baobao troubled by something?”
Li Tingyu: “A beating should fix it.”
The rich father and his mistress go abroad on their honeymoon. As the only guardian at home, Li Tingyu has a duty to look after his two younger brothers, so he knocks on Bei Qingxian's door.
The door simply doesn't open.
Listen closely, and you can hear someone eating potato chips inside.
Li Tingyu: ...
A week later, Bei Qingxian comes downstairs to eat and Li Tingyu catches him.
Bei Qingxian bursts into tears: “Big Brother, I don't eat much. Don't starve me to death, QAQ!”
In the original novel, the cannon-fodder Bei Baobao behaves so abominably and hurts the protagonist so badly that Li Tingyu leaves him on a deserted island, where he starves to death.
Li Tingyu: “School's starting. You should go.”
Bei Qingxian: ?
Bei Qingxian: ...Do cannon fodder have to go to school too?
After he starts school:
While the other love interests get jealous over the protagonist, Bei Qingxian treats them like background noise and naps with his head on his desk.
While the other love interests tear their hearts out over the protagonist, Bei Qingxian lies on the grass and peacefully closes his eyes.
While the other love interests fight over the protagonist, Bei Qingxian's watermelon, which he bought with the enormous sum of fifty yuan, gets smashed. Heartbroken, he slips and falls into the protagonist's arms.
Bei Qingxian: “Waaaah, my watermelon...”
The protagonist: “How dare you smash the watermelon Baobao picked out so carefully? That's too much! I'm cutting ties with you!”
The other love interests: ...
Li Tingyu arrives to pick him up and sees the aftermath of a watermelon-related tragedy: ...
The protagonist invites Bei Qingxian to play Sleeping Beauty in a school production.
Bei Qingxian lies on a prop bed surrounded by flowers and falls asleep before he knows it.
The prince appears. Seeing Bei Qingxian's lovely face, soft and peaceful in sleep, he can't help wanting to kiss him for real.
Suddenly, a phone flies straight into the prince with unerring accuracy.
In full view of the audience, Li Tingyu rises from the front row. His tall, imposing figure radiates a chill.
Without explaining anything, Li Tingyu strides onto the stage and scoops Bei Qingxian into his arms.
Bei Qingxian wakes groggily. “Big Brother?”
Li Tingyu: “Go home and sleep.”
Later, Li Tingyu knocks on Bei Qingxian's door again.
Bei Qingxian opens it and peeks out obediently. “I haven't been sneaking snacks.”
Li Tingyu wedges his leather shoe into the gap, pushes his way in, and locks the door. “Big Brother allows you to sneak snacks, but you can have something else instead.”
At last, in the small hours of the morning
Bei Qingxian: “Liar! You were sneaking a taste of me!”
[A cold, hard, powerful top with a ruthless touch X a gorgeous, low-energy, laid-back bottom who coasts to victory]
Theme: Face life's challenges bravely, and say goodbye to overthinking~
I'm careless. I have to wait seven days for a bonus episode. Should I make it a more normal episode or wait seven days [please]