Rescuing the Ridiculous Beloved Consort

Rock-loving youth Qu Yan dies unexpectedly and is selected by the Anti-Pornography System, becoming the foolish male consort of Zhou Qihuan, the chaste emperor of the Great Zhou dynasty. He is also a pawn planted beside the emperor by the Qu family. In the original story, the Qu family joins forces with the protagonist, Long Aotian, to make the emperor's death from overwork look like an accident. Long Aotian then ascends the throne in one fell swoop. After the emperor dies, Long Aotian has every consort in the harem buried with him. With one year left on the countdown to his death, Qu Yan thinks he can still save the situation. At first, Qu Yan really believes that Zhou Qihuan, who is eight feet tall, strong enough to lift a cauldron, and as steady as an iceberg, will die from overwork. To help Zhou Qihuan live longer, Qu Yan takes on corrupt officials, kicks out foreign invaders, serves as captain of the Anti-Pornography Squad, and even holds a concert in the imperial palace, all just to make the emperor smile. Long Aotian has an affair with a consort in the harem, putting a bit of green on the emperor's head. Qu Yan: I'll comfort His Majesty's wounded heart... Huh? His Majesty doesn't seem to care at all. Long Aotian sends people to assassinate the emperor, with accomplices inside the palace. Qu Yan: Sorry, I caught the traitors in my anti-porn raid and threw them in jail. His Majesty says they'll be executed tomorrow. Long Aotian presents the emperor with a beauty, trying to use her to poison him. Qu Yan: Why does His Majesty share my bed every night, staring at no one else? Long Aotian secretly raises a private army, hoping to seize the throne. Qu Yan: Orders are as firm as a mountain, but a clever hand can make things disappear. I accidentally sent those soldiers a thousand miles away to guard the border. Are you sure they can make it back in time? Long Aotian: ...Weren't you the pawn the Qu family planted beside Zhou Qihuan?! Qu Yan: Pawn and wife sound alike. - Zhou Qihuan was born crown prince, heaven's favored child, with a cool and distant temperament. After ascending the throne, he becomes even colder, like an iceberg that never melts. No one dares warm him. Until Qu Yan arrives. He not only dares to sing and dance in front of Zhou Qihuan, he also dares to put the palace in order and offer advice on ruling the realm. Everyone thinks Qu Yan has gone from an idiot to a lunatic. How can anyone act so boldly before the emperor? A month passes, then a year... Qu Yan grows bolder and bolder. Qu Yan's feet get cold in winter, and he doesn't like using charcoal, so Zhou Qihuan keeps his feet carefully tucked against his chest while reviewing memorials. Qu Yan can't sit still, kicking playfully in his arms and touching things he shouldn't. The once-heartless emperor sets down his brush, and spring comes to the iceberg. [Cool Emperor Top x Cheerful Male Consort Bottom] ★ The dynasty is fictional. The harem consorts are just for show, and the top has never touched them. The couple are devoted to each other in body and mind, one-on-one. Coming soon: I'm the Villain, So I'll Lie Flat First. Please add it to your collection! Yu Miao transmigrates into an xianxia ABO novel and becomes the spouse of Zuo Shiyi, the foremost "Qianjun" of the immortal path. His original body is a "Kunjun" and the young master of the demon clan. Born blind and gloomy and ruthless, he is thrown into an arranged marriage at an immortal sect by his scumbag father, then goes straight to destroying the world. The original story begins with Zuo Shiyi being reborn. After marrying the original body, Zuo Shiyi personally cuts him down with his sword to eliminate future trouble. When Yu Miao arrives, he's wearing a bright red wedding robe and getting married to Zuo Shiyi. Sweating profusely, Yu Miao's legs go weak, and he collapses trembling into Zuo Shiyi's arms: S-Senior Brother, I'm pregnant with your child. Zuo Shiyi, reborn and about to prove his cultivation with his sword by killing his spouse: ? The whole sect is delighted: As expected of our eldest senior brother, a Qianjun. What a man! Zuo Shiyi: ... (To avoid affecting this novel, the full version is in my author profile. :-D) Theme: Though love may be separated by mountains and seas, both can be overcome.