The Culprit Isn't Obito

This novel will be free for a limited time starting 2022-06-24. While I'm here, I'd like to recommend two of my other novels.

1. The Third Hokage Is Talking Nonsense Again Today

Kagami (drawing on the ground with a stick): Basically, the current situation with x small country x hidden village is like a piece of fatty mutton. Everyone wants to grab a piece of the land. Our role is to quell the unrest and take control. It's easy to seize the place, but hard to keep it stable. If you were the daimyo, how would you divide up this piece of meat?

Danzo: (pondering)

Hiruzen (solemnly): I'll take all the mutton.

Tobirama goes over and punches him.

Reader's guide:

[The novel in one sentence]: The story of a shrimp who has never read the original, dreams of becoming the Pirate King, and grows up in the ninja world as Hiruzen.

[Update schedule]: Extra chapters for long reviews and for grenades.

[Does the protagonist have a love interest?]: The protagonist is completely without a pairing and won't end up with anyone. At most, there's brotherly affection in a society devoted to Konoha.

2. [Neji BG] Haruno's Big Sister Says the Most Outrageous Things

Blurb:

Sayaka, a socially anxious girl with a condition that makes her say shocking things, transmigrates.

Her symptoms are as follows: whenever she is about to say something important, she suddenly gets so nervous that she can't speak. After a brief silence, she blurts out something utterly shocking, with a five-star talent for getting herself into trouble and no one able to stop her.

When Sayaka opens her eyes, she discovers she has transmigrated into the older sister of Sakura, the heroine of a certain ninja manga. Now named Haruno Sayaka, she is one year above Sakura and has been placed in the same class as the future Team Guy, alongside Neji, her favorite character from before she transmigrated.

So, after preparing herself mentally from the very start and spending half the day working up the courage to meet her idol, Haruno Sayaka is finally about to take her first step. She gathers her courage and blocks his way at the classroom door...

Sayaka (in her head): My idol, I love you!

Sayaka (out loud): "Neji, you died so tragically!"

Neji: "..."

[About this novel]

This novel will go into a reverse paywall starting from Chapter 24 on April 20. A 10,000-word update will be released on the day it goes premium.

Blurb:

Once upon a time, there was a cute bandit who transmigrated into Obito...

Then a good young man named Kakashi came along and brought this fool to justice.

The main pairing is Kakashi x Obito (the bandit). Kakashi is the top, Obito is the bottom. One-on-one.

Yes, you read that right, this is a KakaObi story. KakaObi is so niche that I have to make my own food and eat it [bangs head against wall].

One-sentence blurb: A crossover story about a Kakashi who never lost his father or his team x an Obito who swore not to go on a rampage.

Thanks to @Rina for the hand-drawn cover.

Warnings before reading:

1. Some parts may be a little melodramatic. If that's not your thing, just click away. There's no need to tell the author.

2. [Important] The Obito who transmigrated is the real Obito. He was reborn in the modern world once, so he thinks he's a transmigrator.

3. [Important] When buying chapters, remember to check the title and description. Don't buy the whole book all at once.

4. Plot note: If you're confused about the age issue, please read the author's note for Chapter 50 carefully. I don't want to keep explaining it over and over.

5. This novel has a 30 percent anti-piracy threshold. If your purchase doesn't meet that threshold, you may see an anti-piracy chapter and a message from KakaObi. The anti-piracy period lasts one hour, so please be patient, dear readers. (*?▽?*)

Premise: Keep living your best life, bring warmth to yourself, and brighten someone else's day.