Sasuke Says the System Ruined His Life

A childish work I wrote back when I was still a novice (hides face, don’t read it, don’t read it) Uchiha Sasuke, male, was accidentally saddled with a farmer System called “9527.” From then on, he embarked on a path of mushroom farming that shattered his moral compass. He is the greatest mushroom merchant of this era!, Senju Hashirama There’s nothing he can’t sell!, Senju Tobirama The pride of the Uchiha!, Uchiha Madara (I have nothing to say.), Itachi Seeing his youngest son with shiitake mushrooms in his left hand and winter mushrooms in his right, and a sign reading “God of Mushrooms” pinned to his chest, Papa Fugaku rolled his eyes back and fainted. D-Darling! What’s wrong?!, Mama Mikoto cried, rushing over. So, Sasuke-kun, what do you think of everyone’s praise? Sasuke: All I want to say is that my last name really is Uchiha! My dad really is Uchiha Fugaku, and there’s been no [green] business in our family. I really am an Uchiha! P.S. Mushrooms are the 9527 System’s signature product, but the System Host also takes on commissioned missions. Confirmed clients so far include the Black Dragon God, Gon Freecss, Fisher Tiger, Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, Ultraman Tiga... The goal of this novel: to play havoc with the anime and novels the author has encountered, while keeping a straight face. This is the final installment in the Butterfly Trilogy. Please show it lots of support, and give it a favorite. Kisses! Of course, Mushroom is a reliable author who has already completed two books, so feel free to jump in! If you’re interested in Mushroom’s other works, click the author page to visit Mushroom Village. You can also add the author to your favorites while you’re there. Kisses! Here’s the new novel. Please add it to your favorites! I’m Still Better Suited to Compete in the Olympics Zhang Jue, who died suddenly onstage, returned to his youth. After learning his lesson the hard way, he decided that no matter what line of work you chose these days, you needed a good physique. What sport could shape your body, improve your cardio, correct your posture, and boost your artistic sensibilities all at once? His uncle picked his teeth. “Oh, yeah? Then come train in figure skating with me.” Zhang Jue: “Sounds great. I’ll train in skating now, then I can show off the eight-pack I build when I join a talent competition.” After ten years of skating, Zhang Jue broke the world record for the fifth time and stood on the Olympic podium as champion. With fans around the world and major brands clamoring to offer him endorsements, he became a true top-tier star with the talent to back it up. A story featuring Lan Zifeng as the CP! The [Crossover] World of Protagonist Aura Chatrooms Theme: Sincerity in friendship and in pursuing dreams