The Villain's Brother

My younger brother Obito is the most adorable angel in the world.

He's warm, cheerful, and optimistic. He often runs late because he's helping other people, and no one could bear to let the kindness in his eyes down. But I lied to him.

I told him I'd come back alive from the battlefield. I'd be there to watch him become Hokage. I'd give him a brother's blessing at the wedding of him and the person he loved most.

It should all have been so wonderful, but I broke my promise.

To return to his side, I began a journey of reincarnation in another world.

Along the way, I became the older brother of the King of Curses, made brothers with the Demon King of the Kibutsuji family, made the Emperor of the Night cry when he was still a little bread roll, and danced across battlefields with the Shinobi World's Madara.

After endless cycles of reincarnation, I finally met Obito again.

But the joy of our reunion didn't last long. Before long, whenever some strange person came to visit, his face would turn as black as Black Zetsu with a layer of soot on it, and he would demand coldly, "My dear big brother, just how many little brothers do you have behind my back?"

Huh, not many. Just five, six, seven, eight, nine of them.

* A self-indulgent story, with some timeline manipulation

* There's a one-sided crush from everyone, more or less. No one can resist an Uchiha, no one!

Below is the upcoming story, Father of the Villains

After I died, I lost my memories and couldn't find my way home. Then the world's consciousness came to me and asked me to become the missing father figure for countless villains.

In the process, I ended up playing, among other roles:

The birth father Geto Suguru sacrificed, and the Zenin clan head Naoya Zenin called an old fossil.

The King of Curses' real father, and the clan head who fathered the Uchiha Itachi test of character.

The dad of the Paradise Faith leader who was killed by a blade, and the unlucky birth father resented by the thousand-year-old demon king for not giving him a stronger body.

The godfather who raised Diavolo, and Sir Joestar, who adopted Dio and almost got poisoned to death.

The father killed by Kiritsugu in the name of the greater good, and the unlucky mage betrayed by his disciple, a cheerful little fiend.

The world's consciousness said this was necessary to make up for the villains' lack of fatherly love. Every now and then, the mission even included a villainous son who wasn't so awful. But with the incredibly high odds of getting betrayed, I secretly dubbed it "A Day Trip of Filial Brats and Their Entire Families, All Rich and Prosperous."

Once I completed the mission, the world's consciousness kept its promise and let me return to my original world.

But I never expected my best friend to commemorate me by turning me into Deva Path, forever carrying rice. At the moment I returned, I was using the Rinnegan to beat up my teacher Jiraiya, who was nearly sixty years old.

I'm done for. Near death, I jolted upright: turns out I'm the most filial son of all.

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After going through countless hardships, I finally reunited with my family. But the Akatsuki had changed while I was gone. It could have at most ten members, and each one had a codename that couldn't be changed easily.

Once I learned what was going on, I was troubled. But Nagato saw my dilemma. "What's wrong? You're the leader of the Akatsuki. If there's someone else you'd like to bring in, we can make an exception for you."

My best friend's thoughtfulness brought tears to my eyes.

After all, this time I wasn't alone. A dozen or so devoted adopted sons, none of whom shared my blood, were following behind me.

Theme: Family is a priceless treasure that nothing in the world can replace.