Uchiha Big Sister Says Something Shocking

Blurb

Konoha's female version of Long Aotian, Uchiha Nao, has always thought Neji was a very good-value boyfriend choice.

So the day she went to find him, she opened with this:

“Although your exam scores aren't as good as mine, you can't beat me in a fight, and you're weaker than me in every way... taking your manners and family background into account, you're still a very good value. So please be my boyfriend.”

Then she bowed at a ninety-degree angle.

“I'll give you two days to think it over. If you'd like me to offer an appropriate betrothal gift and bride price, we can discuss that too.”

It took Neji a full two minutes to process what she'd said.

What an overconfident woman!

“I refuse.”

“Please give it some more thought.”

“I. Re. Fuse.”

“I can promise not to drink in the future.”

“Get lost.”

“I can promise not to cheat in the future.”

“Get lost!”

“I can promise not to hit you.”

“Get farther away.”

Nao's face remained expressionless as she said regretfully, “If you change your mind, Hinata-kun, you can come find me anytime.”

Neji: What on earth is this girl here for?!

Reader's guide:

1. Main pairing: Hyuga Neji x Uchiha Nao. The heroine is Sasuke's biological older sister, with a mirror-image character setup to Sayaka from the neighboring story. She is extremely overpowered in combat, a maxed-out prodigy with ceiling-breaking strength, a female Long Aotian. The kind who could go toe-to-toe with Orochimaru at twelve. She could have been promoted straight to jonin, but didn't because she wanted to pursue her crush. Please click away if that bothers you.

2. The original Team Guy lineup has been changed. The heroine is on a team with Neji and Lee, replacing Tenten.

3. The heroine goes rogue later on, and Neji is the one who chases after her.

4. You can read this without using your brain. This is a mirror-image story to the neighboring The Spring Sister Says the Most Astonishing Things, a comparison experiment in the Neji/OC genre. One takes a more serious approach, while this one challenges itself to stay light and simple. If you want something relaxing, pick this one. If you want to use your brain a little, head over to the other story.

Theme: Share life and death through adventure, experience the beauty of friendship, family, and love, and become a gentle person.