All the Max-Level Big Shots Know Me

Pre-collection of "What Do You Smell Like?" "Open a paper shop in a horror game". Check it out. The Crown Prince of Daxia, Jiang Tang, is worth more than ten thousand people. He is young and does not do his job properly. He follows the imperial master every day and acts as a magic stick. Suddenly one day, he entered into a pornographic novel "The King's Little Wife". In "The King's Little Wife", there is a male supporting character Jiang Tang, who is bitchy and bitchy, a powerful green tea, who devotes himself to destroying the protagonist's emotional relationship every day. Later, netizens and anti-fans discovered that the 18th-tier actor who was not good at anything and was the best in being a monster was carrying a small stool and holding a sign to set up a stall under the bridge to tell fortunes. The king of heaven and his little wife were beside him, handing him water and beating his back. The little wife looked at Jiang Tang with her face in her hands and muttered: Prince, the sun is too hot, let's go home and rest. Jiang Tang felt that the most outrageous thing in his life was that after entering the novel, he discovered that some people looked really familiar. The protagonist Gong Shou looks like his eldest brother and good brother, the actor looks like his father, the professor looks like a tutor, and the boss looks like a prime minister. Later: Oh, it's you! * In recent days, many investors and celebrities in the industry have discovered that the little white lotus Jiang Tang is living a smooth life, with the king protecting her in the past and the movie king supporting her in the back. The most outrageous thing is that these powerful people actually introduced business to Jiang Tang as if they were poisoned. A certain movie star said: Our Zaizai has mastered the teachings of Feng Shui from masters. Spending a small amount of money to buy peace is really not a loss! A certain tyrant: Repost this Weibo and select three people to tell me their fortunes. Regardless of whether they are accurate or not, each person will receive a gift of one million. A certain King of Heaven: Ask me to tell fortunes and give you concert tickets ps: The one in the front row. Everyone: Hehe, let's just give it a try. Later: Master, please help me do the math! Demining: 1. There is no scientific basis, it is all nonsense. 2. Entertainment industry figures have no prototypes. 3. Super Invincible Jack Mary Sue 4. Have a deputy CP 5. Anti-theft is on, the ratio is 80%, and the time is 48 hours [Original title: "You look so familiar", "The big guys are all my acquaintances"] [Enter V on Sunday, 10,000 words will be dropped and updated~] Advance payment① "What do you taste like?" When Cheng Mian acted bravely, he jumped into the strawberry stall, not only broke his head but also got the smell of strawberry all over his body. He called this: strawberry-flavored pheromone. Cheng Mian came home with pheromones that smelled like strawberry. He opened the door and saw the man with his back turned to him. He ran over and hugged him, with a sad face: "Jiang Qingfei, I'm in heat. I smell like strawberry. I don't dislike you, even if you are an Alpha with the smell of snail powder." Jiang Qingfei, who received a call from Cheng Mian saying that he wanted to eat snail noodles at night and cooked it himself, slowly raised a question mark while holding the snail noodles. Lowering his head, he saw Cheng Mian exposing her white neck and leaning towards him: "I really don't dislike you, can you bite me and mark me?" Looking at her boyfriend's wet and aggrieved eyes, Jiang Qingfei ground his canine teeth. Mark, right? * In order to appease Omega who is in 'estrus', Jiang Qingfei, a powerful man in Beijing, has to spray strawberry-flavored spray on his body every day, creating the illusion that he already has his own Omega. Cheng Mian was very satisfied with this and often went to Jiang Qingfei's company every three days. Day One: "Jiang Qingfei, your susceptible period has arrived. Don't you like my hugs the most during your susceptible period?" Day 6: "Jiang Qingfei, do you want a kiss? Strawberry flavored." Day 12: "Jiang Qingfei, the doctor said you are a unique alpha, and your susceptibility period is more than 20 days longer than that of other people!" Jiang Qingfei: "..." Good guy, I am in a susceptible period for thirty-one days a month. Advance payment ②—— "Open a paper shop in a horror game" While Ruan Bai is a horror game anchor, he also works part-time as the owner of a paper-making shop. As soon as the horror game "The Doom Strikes" came out, it became famous for its unique scenario design and the non-existent winner. The scenario design is immersive, and the non-existent winner means that no one has ever cleared the game, and only the evil ghosts win. Ruan Bai's vision went dark as soon as he opened the game. When he came back to his senses, the dark night and the gorgeous and deep castle were right in front of him, exactly the same scene as the game he just played. Ruan Bai: The sun is gone. * The NPCs who are hit by misfortune are all very dedicated and use various methods to embarrass the players. The players are almost bald with worry. Ruan Bai touched his thick short hair and felt comfortable. Today, this ghost wanted a mink coat. Ruan Bai took a piece of white paper and folded it into clothes and burned them. Not only did he get a mink coat, he also got a set of cheongsam for free. The ghost wanted a villa tomorrow, and Ruan Bai not only gave him a villa, but also a garden and a swimming pool. In the end, that ghost... That ghost wanted his person. Ruan Bai:… * Only after Ruan Bai met Yanchuan did he realize why no one had ever cleared this game. As long as Yanchuan, the big boss, never appears, no one can find him and defeat him. Ruan Bai kicked the dozing big boss, his face expressionless: Get up, clear the level, and go home. Intention: Work hard every day and strive for self-improvement in a different world!