The Demon Lord Has a Cat Now

- New story, Don’t Eat? Then I’ll Make You Eat!, a cute, sweet romance now updating Yu Yan transmigrated into a stand-in for the adored protagonist of a cultivation novel. He opened his eyes in the middle of a cliff-jumping scene. In the original story, he hadn’t dared jump; he was only trying to scare everyone who had once loved him. Everyone else knew he wouldn’t dare jump, so they wouldn’t even spare him a glance. Yu Yan jumped, because he knew the opportunity that would let him turn his life around was waiting at the bottom of the cliff! The greatest villain in the book, the Demon Lord Duan Lin, was imprisoned down there. Knowing the Demon Lord had a thing for fluffy creatures, Yu Yan turned into a little cat and started throwing his weight around. Of course, the Demon Lord was suspicious at first. He once warned him ominously, “If I find out you’re a human in disguise, you’re dead.” Yu Yan was a brilliant actor, and his own cluelessness successfully won the Demon Lord’s devotion. All he had to do was seize an opportunity to absorb a certain mass of spiritual energy at the bottom of the cliff, and he could ascend and turn the tables. Unfortunately, ten years passed in the blink of an eye. Yu Yan had explored every cave at the bottom of the cliff and still hadn’t found that opportunity. Meanwhile, the Demon Lord was getting more and more unreasonable. He started pushing Yu Yan to study! “You idiot. You’ve eaten all these spirit pills and elixirs, and you still can’t take human form?” “Why haven’t you taken human form yet today?” “You’re so stupid. Can’t you cultivate?” “I forbid you to die!” The cat master was suddenly shaken awake and got angry. “Meow! Who started that rumor that I died? I’m just sunbathing! I’ll say it a million times: I’m not dead!” As the Demon Lord’s methods of pushing him to study grew more and more extreme, Yu Yan transformed in his arms. In that moment, he swore he saw the Demon Lord blush. Though this lie would be exposed as soon as they left the bottom of the cliff. But when Yu Yan watched from above as the Demon Lord grabbed the protagonist and yelled, “You fake! Where’s my cat? Where did you hide my cat?!” he thought, I’m satisfied. A goofy cultivation story with an honor-and-appearance-switch setup. The pampered cat master is the shou; the humble cat servant is the gong. The shou’s true form is a cat. He doesn’t know it himself and thinks he’s a good actor, but actually... Theme: Never give up hope until the very last moment.