Tentacles Make Work So Much Easier

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Lin Si transmigrates to another world and becomes a greedy dragon, struggling to get by as she guards a run-down, impoverished farm.

When she's hungry, she gnaws on fruit.

When she's thirsty, she drinks from the stream.

When she's tired, she sleeps on a bed with no gold or jewels, tears streaming from her eyes.

On the third day after transmigrating, Lin Si finds an elf by the river.

The elf wins Lin Si's heart with one meal of home-style Chinese food. To keep him around and working for her, Lin Si resolutely pursues him.

And just like that, the Western fantasy world takes a sharp turn.

Goblins come to the farm to steal?

Lin Si reorganizes the crafty little thieves into delivery workers, letting the brilliance of Dragon Logistics shine across the Duchy of Saxony.

The vampires of the Shadow Realm can't afford human blood?

No problem! The farm has all the pork-blood vermicelli soup they can drink!

The races of the Fairy Wilderness suffer from the chaos of time.

Lin Si invents the world's most accurate clock and delivers it to the Fairy Wilderness.

That'll be one million gold coins. Please come again!

What if the Elemental Plane goes into turmoil?

A two-million-gold screen that blocks the elements, no discounts.

The Sacred Realm and Hell are fighting over souls?

No problem. Lin Si will help whichever side pays more.

The big shots of every realm grit their teeth and hand over their money, all becoming Lin Si's personal ATMs.

The dragon's lair has gold and jewels now. All that's missing is a 'princess,' or rather, a prince.

The elf she found gently strokes her cheek with a vine and asks, "Darling, where are you planning to put me?"

Reading guide:

1. A lighthearted Western fantasy, everyday-life food story. If it sounds like your thing, don't miss it. Give it a star!

2. A wish-fulfillment story.

3. Both leads are each other's one and only.

4. The heroine is a greedy, stingy dragon who can't take her eyes off money.

The hero is ruthless, but at home he's a doting househusband.

Separator for the upcoming historical BL novel

Jiang Linchuan dies and binds himself to a nonhuman System before his death, becoming an indescribable creature with no head and nothing but tentacles.

The System says that unless Jiang Linchuan finds a Host to parasitize within twelve hours, he'll die for good.

For three taels of silver, Lu Bai's stepmother arranges for him to be wed to the Chen family in a ghost marriage. Trembling, he clutches his husband's spirit tablet and climbs into the bridal sedan, on his way to marry a dead man.

Jiang Linchuan looks Lu Bai up and down and is thoroughly pleased. He dives straight into Lu Bai's arms and takes up residence in his soft abdomen.

Lu Bai's stomach immediately swells.

Lu Bai turns deathly pale. "..."

Wonderful. On the first day of his ghost marriage, he has a dead husband and a dead husband's baby.

After carrying the child for a while, Lu Bai realizes in horror: How can this child talk before he's even born?

A thin, high-pitched child's voice comes from his belly, calling him Mother and softly singing a nursery rhyme.

"The blood moon hangs, curved, above the treetops..."

"Father's head... rolls across the bridge..."

A twisted nonhuman gong x a timid, squeaky shou with a rabbit's courage, yet dark and wild at heart.

Theme: Promote the economy of another world and create jobs.