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Story blurb:
Ye Xiyao transmigrates into the body of a tragic bit player in the entertainment industry, and faces a horrible death. But if she binds herself to a livestreaming app called Hell's Big Stage, she can not only survive, but also make a comeback and become a superstar.
At first, Ye Xiyao refuses. Seriously, have you ever seen a cat play the suona for a mouse? Why should a genius metaphysics master livestream for ghosts? Is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality?
Later... Well, it turns out she loves it.
Viewer A: [Tips: One Sexy Waist That Lasts Forever *1] The streamer is awesome, six-six-six! I want to see a fortune-telling instance. Here's a tip, too.
Ye Xiyao: Let's get those ghost-money ingots rolling. Tell me what you want to see and I'll make it happen~
Viewer B: [Tips: Ghost Money *30,000] Kill that scumbag for me. This ghost has money to spare!
Ye Xiyao: Of course, dear. I'll carry out the plan to ruin that scumbag's reputation right away. Please keep supporting my channel~
Viewer C: [Tips: One Thousand-Year-Old Little Zombie *1] Pin that cold, celibate CEO down! Don't be scared, go for it!
Ye Xiyao: ... Pardon my bluntness, but that cold CEO is everyone's ancestor. We can't afford to mess with him!
A fake CEO, who's actually a ghost emperor and has been lurking for years, quietly pipes up: I'm easy to pin down. I fall over as soon as you do. Want to give it a try, streamer?
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The 1990s Metaphysics Master's Road to Prosperity
Blurb
Only after she dies does Ye Suisui learn she wasn't born to the Ye family. But it was her ill-fated destiny, the kind that brings misfortune to relatives, that caused the Ye family's tragic fate. Meanwhile, her biological family, the Chens, abandoned her at birth and profited from her death, rising higher and higher in life.
When she opens her eyes again, she's back in 1997, not yet four years old. Her oldest brother is herding cattle for people who keep withholding his wages. Her older sister is about to drop out of school because the family can't afford her tuition. Her second older sister is still in third grade, timid and insecure because of the red birthmark on her face, but hasn't yet been driven to her death by a scumbag. And the father who found her and brought her home is still alive and well.
Ye Suisui clenches her fists. In this life, she'll make sure her family has a happy, prosperous future. As for the Chen family, if they dare hurt her family again, she won't hesitate to make them taste the pain of losing everything.
If anyone dares to cheat her brother out of his herding wages, she'll make the villain come begging for forgiveness with twice the money in both hands. If her oldest sister can't afford tuition, she'll hire a nationally renowned professor to tutor her one-on-one for free. And whoever is responsible for her second sister's birthmark can take the blame themselves. She won't go easy on relatives, either.
A black tiger brings a wild boar to repay a debt. A wolf brings ginseng to return a favor. She punishes a principal who is a beast in human skin, helps her neighbors overcome fated calamities, heads to Yancheng to dispel a Black Dragon curse, goes to Haicheng to guard the Locked Dragon Well, and battles metaphysics masters from overseas. Before she knows it, Ye Suisui has traveled across the country, growing from a little girl into a graceful young woman. On her eighteenth birthday, a man comes to her door.
The man says she's been using his betrothal gifts for years, and that they've already formed a Bond of Shared Fate. Ye Suisui can't just take his affection and leave.
Ye Suisui stares speechlessly at that familiar face. "Does your father know you treat your savior like this?"
The man chuckles. "My father in this life agrees that I should repay you with my hand in marriage."
Only on the night Ye Suisui is carried off and thoroughly devoured does she realize that the huge rock she moved all those years ago didn't just block her benefactors and fortune. It also saved the man destined to be her husband.
Sorry, I Kissed the Wrong Person
On the eve of graduation, Han Jiangxue, the beauty of Hengda University's fine arts department, is betrayed by both her boyfriend and her best friend. Everyone waits to laugh at the aloof beauty, but Han Jiangxue smiles brightly, as if she'd simply tossed out a couple bags of garbage and moved on.
That night, Han Jiangxue sets the dance floor on fire in a red DJ outfit at a North City bar. Then, following the rules of a game, she picks a man she likes the look of and leans in to kiss him.
The next day, the news explodes across Weibo's trending topics: #The Celibate Movie Emperor Gu Hengzhou Shares a Passionate Kiss with a Mysterious Female DJ at a Bar#.
?? Han Jiangxue sees the familiar red-clad DJ in the photo, jolts, and hurriedly books a flight to Lijiang.
A month later, at her ex and his new girlfriend's wedding, the man she kissed pins her by the waist in a blind spot of the hotel's security cameras
"We've kissed and hugged. When do you plan to take responsibility for me, Ms. Han?"
?? His low voice teases her ear. Han Jiangxue shivers instinctively, clenches her fist, and flutters her lashes. "Sorry, I kissed the wrong person."
Gu Hengzhou lowers his head, a bewitching glint flashing in his deep eyes. "Be my girlfriend for a year. I need to give the media an explanation, and you can be your ex's sister-in-law for a year, too. What do you say?"
Han Jiangxue's eyes light up, and she nods as if bewitched.
From then on, they put on a show for Gu Hengzhou's family and the media, showering each other with affection. But later, both of them lose control...
A year later, at the Golden Horse Awards, the youngest actor ever to win the Grand Slam, Gu Hengzhou, accepts his trophy and announces his retirement from the entertainment industry. Looking toward a spot lit by the spotlight, he says tenderly, "For all the years to come, you will be my only glory."
In that spotlight, Han Jiangxue smiles peacefully, a diamond ring glittering on her left ring finger.
Gu Hengzhou is a male star who is always trending in the entertainment news. He's handsome, rich, and talented, with more awards than he can count and both popularity and critical acclaim.
There's just one thing that makes his fans both happy and worried: he's too chaste, almost to the point of seeming celibate. He's had no love life at all since his debut, not even a fake girlfriend trying to ride his coattails. His impeccably celibate suits always seem to say, "Get away from me, you shameless hussy."
One day, while celebrating an outside-the-industry friend's birthday at a bar, he is inexplicably grabbed by the collar and kissed by a female DJ.
The next day, sure enough, he ends up trending.
After making a few inquiries, Gu Hengzhou finally identifies the suspect who assaulted him that night. Tsk, she's his scumbag cousin's ex-girlfriend.
Looking at his reflection in the mirror, Gu Hengzhou can't shake the feeling that he's been used as a stand-in and a tool, and it annoys him.
On the day of his cousin's wedding, he makes a token appearance and runs into the young woman who assaulted him that night. On impulse, he proposes an absurd girlfriend contract.
At first, he really only wants to put an end to the media's baseless speculation and prying.
Later, he wants not only to watch the years go by with her, but also to spend every morning and evening by her side.
Also known as: #What Do I Do After Kissing the Popular Movie Emperor# and #Real Fan and Fake Stand-In#
[Reading Guide]
1. A metaphysics master and a ghost emperor. Lighthearted, no angst.
2. Feel free to leave comments, but please don't give writing advice. Thank you to everyone who subscribes because you enjoy it. If you don't like it, don't force yourself, and don't make things difficult for this obscure author, Qing Xian. I beg you.
Theme: As long as life goes on, so does the struggle.
Which family in the capital has the surname Zhou?
They all say that heaven is fair, but this story is unfair. It was obviously Youlan who did the wrong thing, but the punishment was given to Xi Yao and Xiu Ze.
I'm not familiar with fairy tales...
Youlan's soul was soaked in the bottom of the Wangchuan River, so how did she get out later?
I finished it in one breath, the writing is very good~
I forgot who Tian Wulun was, but I vaguely remember someone calling him Xiaolun?
I finished reading it in one sitting, spreading flowers. The story is finally complete.
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