Lottery Marriage Comes with Risks

[Complete] [The blurb went off track. I'll put on a helmet and run!] One Cang Li was a ghost doctor with bizarre methods. Whether his patients recovered or got worse was entirely up to fate. But one day, he offended someone he couldn't afford to cross and fled the underworld in a hurry. To earn the right to live in the human world permanently, Cang Li drew a marriage lot at the Yin Fate Temple and married a human. And so he ended up with a living husband who wasn't his type at all. His husband, Ye Wanting, was a university professor by day and worked for a special investigations agency at night. He was investigating the disappearance of a student. Cang Li thought he was good for nothing but his looks: cold-hearted, sharp-tongued, and boring. He even had to make a plan and write out the steps before cooking instant noodles, then follow the schedule to the letter. One day, Cang Li accidentally opened his planner. The first item at the top read: Find that quack and take him back to the underworld. Two To buy Soul-Stabilizing Incense and keep himself alive, Cang Li opened a clinic that treated ghosts. He was used to lazing around and didn't care much about the shop. He opened whenever he felt like it, yet business kept getting better. Then one day, Ye Wanting came to the clinic, and all the ghosts missing limbs ran away. Only then did Cang Li learn that these familiar little ghosts were the ones who had crept up to Ye Wanting in the middle of the night to feel his chest, only to get beaten up. The ghosts: QAQ Fix us, then break us again! The crooked boss is scamming us! Cang Li kept at it and started treating humans, too. The result: Cang Li: "Where are my patients?" Ye Wanting: "They're connected to my investigation, so I took them away for now." Cang Li felt his empty pockets and finally snapped, flipping the table. "You're ruining my business. How do you want to die?" Ye Wanting: "Under a peony bush." >>> Bonus Scene: Cang Li discovered that his cheap husband's influence had made his yang energy too strong and his yin energy chaotic. Every so often, he would suffer several days of unbearable heat and need Ye Wanting's help. He glanced at a certain part of Ye Wanting. "Are you broken?" Ye Wanting: :) An all-round powerhouse who goes blind as soon as night falls, gong X a gorgeous, lazy ghost doctor, shou Reader's Guide: 1. Set in a fictional modern world. It's a sweet little story, and every element is there to make it sweeter, so don't expect horror. 2. There are mountains of original worldbuilding. The rules in this novel take precedence. 3. It's all complete nonsense, Orz. This novel will be going premium on Thursday, July 16. Thank you, everyone! 6.16 >>>>>>> Please check out my upcoming novel: The Scum Gong Is Still Mad Today [Book Transmigration] One Rising singer-songwriter Qiao Xi transmigrates into the protagonist of a melodramatic, tragic novel about a scummy gong and a miserable shou. Looking at Fu Jingshen, who lay on the ground on the verge of death, Qiao Xi knew that according to the plot, he would save Fu Jingshen, fall in love with him, then be taken in as a lover with no official status after confessing. He would suffer both physically and emotionally, his health would eventually fail, and he would die young. Qiao Xi: Sounds thrilling. Two Qiao Xi discovers that no matter how far he strays from the plot, certain events still force their way forward. One day, the scene comes around where [Fu Jingshen kicks Qiao Xi out and leaves him sitting in the snow all night]. Qiao Xi: Don't regret it. Fu Jingshen: Only an idiot would regret it. He slammed the door. A second later, Fu Jingshen looked out at the heavy snow and began to regret it. When he went to look for Qiao Xi, he was nowhere to be found. An hour after Qiao Xi left, a song called "To a Scumbag" took the internet by storm. Song description: Over ten million plays. Risking a ban to tell you who this is based on :) The entire internet immediately launched into a frenzy of digging for the real-life inspiration. Fu Jingshen found Qiao Xi on WeChat and gritted out a message: "Get back here, right now." A tsundere gong who gets mad as a pufferfish every day X a mischievous shou determined to conquer middle-aged and elderly audiences and become the soundtrack to every square dance Reader's Guide: 1. The gong isn't scummy. This should just be a silly, sweet story. 2. The world of the book is exaggerated, so just enjoy the ride. 3. A little showbiz (probably). Theme: Even in difficult times, don't give up on love and hope. Grow stronger and keep striving to turn things around, and in the end you'll overcome anything.