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Programmer Tao Zhiyue traveled through time and became cannon fodder in a story about a badass CEO. He was the first love in the book that made the protagonist Huo Ran disabled and heartbroken. In the end, he was revenged to death by the protagonist's husband, which was particularly miserable.
Tao Zhiyue did not hesitate and ran away on the spot.
As a homebody, he squatted firmly at home with his computer, addicted to the wonderful online world of sand sculptures, and was so unhappy.
Just kidding, even if the plot wants him to meet the person named Huo, there is no chance, okay?
One day while browsing the forum, he saw this delusional fishing post:
[Title] I am pursued by four people of the same sex, but I am a straight man. How should I refuse tactfully and politely?
Tao Zhiyue, a single gay man, replied with a sneer——
[Director Tao of Shanbei No. 7 Mental Hospital: Hello, how long has this been going on? ]
A few minutes later.
[Owner: Hello, Dr. Tao, this has been going on for more than a month. I am really worried. Is this the scope of business of your hospital? Can you help me? ]
Tao Zhiyue:?
Then he inexplicably got an old-fashioned netizen.
Tao Zhiyue tried to teach straight male netizens some sexy tricks to reject other people's love, and the effect was remarkable, and he successfully strangled the other person's love!
Later, a netizen with whom his relationship became increasingly ambiguous invited him to have a formal interview, and he went to the appointment with trembling emotions.
The tall and handsome man stretched out his hand to him nervously, his face turning red: Hello, my name is Huo Ran.
Tao Zhiyue:! ! ! ! ! !
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A decisive programmer who loves life and never works overtime × Occasionally, the pure love of a primary school chick makes a direct attack on the rich second generation, double first love
[Information before reading]
1. A healing and sweet article, with occasional slander, dual perspective switching, and a lot of psychological description.
2. Slow and trivial daily life, a love story between two novices, slow-paced and full of details. It is all about trivial things in life, neither intense nor exciting.
3. The style and type of writing have been clearly marked. Have fun reading the text and pictures. Don't force it if it doesn't suit your taste.
4. Urban fairy tales are the most romantic, please don't take them too seriously~
==========The following is the new copy==========
"Fake Daddy"
Qiao Yu is a special actor with a wide range of work. She can not only play the role of a good boyfriend who is brought home during the Chinese New Year, but also the ruthless Ma Zi who follows her elder brother to collect debts.
One day, he received a big order. There was a prominent golden bachelor who was obsessed with suitors and was unbearable. He was in need of an actor who could help him solve the problem.
Qiao Yu: "Mr. Shang, which type do you want? Pure? Elegant? Coquettish?"
Shang Mujun: "He will never have any future troubles."
Qiao Yu understood: "Understood, I will do my best to play the role of your fierce and powerful boyfriend..."
Shang Mujun pondered for a moment: "No, you play the son of a demon king who was born from an affair when I was fifteen."
Qiao Yu:?
Is this right?
Shang Mujun: "The remuneration is 200,000 yuan a day, paid daily, and benefits and bonuses are calculated separately."
Qiao Yu: "Okay dad! I'm the best at making trouble for dad!"
Sorry for my biological father whom I have never met!
Being the son of a wealthy man was a pleasant life, but the wealthy family was also really chaotic.
The boss's devil-in-the-world son has done this, and there are actually people who put drugs in the boss's wine in an attempt to get him to power.
Good news: The boss didn't take a sip, so you don't have to worry about making a real son.
Bad news: The wine glass was snatched away by Leng Heng, his conscientious and misbehaving fake son, and he drank it all in one gulp.
On the day when this commission ended, Qiao Yu was both happy and a little complicated melancholy.
Happiness lies in the long string of zeros in your bank card balance.
Regrettably, the false father-son relationship between him and the boss did not end well, but...
A little bit of yellow impurity was added that was purely accidental.
One day, Qiao Yu received another call from a wealthy family.
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Recently, the Fu family in Nancheng found their young master who had been living abroad for many years, and the entire wealthy circle heard about it.
He had an average relationship with the Fu family and was secretly waiting to see a joke. It was said that the young master grew up in an orphanage and supported himself by working eight jobs a day. He was a poor country bumpkin who had no chance to stand out at all.
However, at the banquet specially organized for him by the Fu family, the young man appeared in front of everyone, with bright eyes and white teeth, and wanton publicity. He looked like a proud and proud young man who had been favored by thousands of people.
During the banquet, some important figures from Beicheng came to congratulate him in person, which shocked countless eyeballs.
Qiao Yu was blocked on the terrace by the man who came in a hurry.
The imposing tall shadow came down and trapped him in a corner, forcing him to have nowhere to escape: "Xiaoyu, what kind of son are you going to play this time?"
Shang Mujun's eyes were deep: "Would you also throw yourself into his arms and call him daddy when you are in a state of confusion?"
Qiao Yu suddenly froze.
Looking behind him carefully: "Uh, that..."
"This time, no, it's not acting."
Shang Mujun also froze.
Slowly turning around, he saw a middle-aged man with an ashen complexion, Qiao Yu's father.
Dear father.
Shang Mujun:? !
Etc.
Shang Mujun:…………
Shang Mujun: I didn't mean that
Shang Mujun: Dad! You listen to my explanation.
[Variety Xiaoyu × double-sided daddy, the age difference between attack and reception is 9 years, click the column to read ^3^]
Purpose: Caring for mental health and protecting spiritual home.
