The Bunny Wants to Become a Great Sword Immortal

[The Little Rabbit Constable’s new story is here!] Han Jiangxue, a little rabbit spirit, has always dreamed of joining Peach Blossom Fall and becoming a great sword immortal! What rabbit in the world didn’t grow up listening to bedtime stories about Peach Blossom Fall? Han Jiangxue wants to become a righteous, chivalrous, cool, and dazzling sword immortal just like the heroes in those stories! After coming of age, Han Jiangxue travels over mountains and rivers, finally reaching the immortal sect of his dreams. “There are so many peach blossoms here, this must be Peach Blossom Fall, hehe!” The little rabbit knocks on the door. But then he waits for three days. At last, a pair of warm hands picks him up. “What do you want?” the immortal asks. The whole rabbit is shivering with cold, but he still gazes up in admiration and cries out, “I want to be your disciple!” “…I don’t take disciples. And there’s no shortage of little rabbits here. What we need is a kitten to chase away the mice.” “I… I was raised by a cat mother. I can… pretend to be a cat!” And so Han Jiangxue begins a life of diligently chasing mice, sneaking peeks at the sect leader practicing swordsmanship, and occasionally getting a good rub from him. It isn’t until a visitor arrives that Han Jiangxue learns the truth from them. “This isn’t Peach Blossom Fall. It’s Venerable Ruyi’s Frosty Dawn.” Han Jiangxue is thunderstruck. He packs his little bundle and tries to run, only to run into the venerable one. “Where are you going, you filthy little rabbit? Come take a bath.” Han Jiangxue never bathes in front of anyone, because the moment he touches hot water, he can’t help turning into a human. His cat mother gave him a stern warning: Never let anyone see you in human form! Han Jiangxue: Why not? Cat mother: You’ll attract perverts. Three months after adopting the little rabbit, Venerable Ruyi Yan Feidu sees his human form in the hot spring. Yan Feidu turns into a pervert. - [Airheaded beauty, clingy rabbit love interest x a brilliant top who’s mistaken for being impotent but is actually very capable] [Usually updated at midnight.] 1. A gentle, children’s-story style! Children’s literature! Children’s literature where all that matters is how cute the rabbits are! Lots of little animals! 2. As usual, plenty of eating and drinking. My kind of happy cultivation, kissing and cuddling, lots of sweetness, with the occasional bad guy getting beaten up. 3. The love interest is gorgeous in human form and will be a total Mary Sue! 4. He may be a little rabbit, but he’s an adult rabbit! 5. It’s been a long time since I wrote, so I’m using this rabbit story to get back into practice. Even human-written stories can’t please everyone, and this rabbit’s story is even more freewheeling! 6. Ads and comments promoting pirated copies will be deleted. - Here are some upcoming stories. If you’re interested, please bookmark them in my author page! 1. The Little Rabbit Constable Comes to Help: An adventure about a plump, round little rabbit escorting a big bad guy to the capital. [I’ll start this one first in 2024, so please bookmark it!] 2. Life on the Road with Furry Friends: Freely petting fluffy bellies! 3. A Bystander’s Love Triangle: A gentle passerby is coveted year after year by a dazzling group of protagonists. 4. I’m a Little Rabbit, and I’ve Inherited a Spirit Field: A three-and-a-half-year-old crybaby rabbit works hard to farm and build a house! 5. The Lord of the Underworld Always Thinks I Like Him: A story in the Peach Blossom Fall series, about Yu Yihan and the Lord of Mount Tai! Theme: Even ordinary people have the courage to make their dreams come true.