Excuse Me, Do You Need This Reaper?

I'm an assassin who is about to retire. I only went out for a walk in the middle of the night. But can someone tell me why, when I got home, there was a guy wrapped head to toe in bandages eating my pudding and watching my TV shows on my beloved beanbag? Bandage Monster: "Yo, beautiful assassin lady, want a glass of dish soap?" Me: "You can choose to get back to your trash heap!" With my territory invaded, all I could do was call my former employers and complain. Hat Rack: "I strongly recommend throwing him in the non-recyclable trash!" Some Detective: "Come to my place right now, or you'll regret it!" Some Clam Family Boss: "Should I braise him? I recommend Bianchi!" I calmly told my useless teammates to get lost, then picked up the legendary protagonist's halo. "Hey, kid! Put down my pudding, or I'll summon the entire main cast to beat you up. Believe me?" An assassin lady runs into a troublesome little ball of black sludge. Excuse me, did you drop this Dazai? Could you please come and take him back? The assassin lady does not want to raise someone who isn't a paper character! And she wants all of you to stop coming over to her house to make a scene! All she wants is to finish one last job, then go to the Flower Kingdom to travel with her brother! Theme: A joyful battle for love