The Detective Agency's Beloved Star Wants to Elope with Me

I'm a timid corporate drone. My goal is to earn enough money to buy a ton of merch of my fictional waifus and fill my entire room with it, then reach the pinnacle of life.

But I did something that would make men fall silent and women burst into tears...

Well, that came out of nowhere (shakily lighting a cigarette)...

I woke up one day with the wrong domineering CEO script...

I accidentally slept with the beloved member of a rival Armed Detective team.

I accidentally became a married man.

I accidentally strayed completely from my original path, hurtling down a road utterly opposite to my old daily life.

So, at his request, I proposed to him on the spot.

On the bed...

Faced with a bunch of family and friends who completely refused to believe that a perennial bachelor like me would get married, all I could do was quietly hug my fictional waifus and weakly protest through my tears.

My spouse-to-be calmly said, "Perfect. Let's elope!"

Me: "!?"

With no other choice, I figured we could only elope to prove we were really together.

Wait!!!

We're already married! Why do we need to elope?!

I've always wondered about my spouse:

How did he end up being forced to marry me?

Why would he fall for me?

After I did something as beastly as sleeping with him, why did he only ask me to marry him?

But the famous detective only clung to me pitifully, eyes brimming with tears. "Could it be you have another pretty boy now?"

I immediately dropped to my knees, swore I was a hundred percent devoted to him, and tearfully sealed away a whole bunch of my fictional waifus.

So?

When did I manage to win that guy over?

[Reader Advisory]

# Ranpo pairing

# Sweet romance

# OOC warning

Theme: Being oblivious is a sin too