I Suddenly Became a Big Shot After Giving Up Humanity

Out of the blue, you draw the most obscure System of the season and get a chance to travel to another world. First, you have to choose the [stop being human] pet-raising route and acquire all kinds of nonhuman secret identities. The System has automatically clicked Confirm for you. Your lazy, slack-off-at-every-opportunity teammate, the pet-raising System [MC-250-088], is now online. [New map unlocked:] [New character unlocked:] A dizzying array of maps appears before you. After hesitating for a moment, you click on a map and, very unfortunately, find yourself in a hellish start. [Siberia] You struggle to survive in the wilderness, freeze like a dog, and are forced to join the Heavenly Decline. You spend every day in a love-hate relationship with a handsome man who belongs in prison, until he has squeezed every last bit of fur from you. [Yokohama] You claim the river as your own, only to be provoked right from the start by a river god who keeps trying to drown himself. The Mafia mistakes you for a big shot and hunts you down, so you have no choice but to nibble water plants and drink dew every day. At least you kindly send a homeless tiger-boy to the Odd Jobs Gin-chan. [Tokyo] You cultivate yourself into a spirit. After a military policeman takes you home, you persistently pluck his colleague's hair to make a nest. You also have to watch the gods battle it out: a god who braves a dessert shop for coffee jelly versus the elementary-school shinigami who lives there. You're exhausted in both body and mind. [Odd Jobs Gin-chan] You bravely follow Elizabeth and match wits with the Shinsengumi, look after the tiger-boy who works at the bar, and make time to feed the pet rabbit of a certain Odd Jobs employee. That's what it takes to be a responsible pet owner. [Touken Ranbu] Not only do you become a spy in a certain Time Retrograde Army citadel, but on your first day you attack your fellow spy, your own ally. You also threaten your two-faced colleague with a pair of panties and spy on Gun Dad taking a bath. Everyone dies of embarrassment together. At last, you can't take it anymore. You protest, wave your banner, and demand a normal life. [All right, a new map has been updated. Enjoy exploring:] [???] [Would you like to enter the new map?] *OOC warning The main story is written in the second person. Reader discretion: The heroine's secret identities are all nonhuman (for fans of nonhuman characters). Human secret identities may appear at random in the early chapters, but the odds are low. Later on, the human identities turn the tables and become the masters, and their appearances increase dramatically. The heroine is an emotionless, goofy wisecracker. Once she puts on a secret identity, she lets loose and stops acting human in both senses of the phrase. Theme: Caring for pets is everyone's responsibility