Run! Whoever He Glares at Gets Pregnant [Infinite]

Jiang Linchuan enters an infinite world and activates an SSS-rank talent from the start: [Whoever I Stare At Gets Pregnant]. From that moment on, his gaze becomes the thing players and ghosts fear most! System tip: This skill continuously consumes the player's life force. Use it in moderation. Cherish life, and have fewer children, but raise them well. Jiang Linchuan covers his eyes with white silk and becomes a frail, blind man. The other players curse him: "When is this deadweight going to die?" The next second, danger erupts. Jiang Linchuan removes the blindfold, and the evil spirits flee in terror while the players regret their words. Jiang Linchuan covers his eyes again, looking even weaker than before. At midnight, the evil spirit in the mirror shows up right on schedule. On the first day, it turns pale and cold. On the second, it loses its appetite. On the third, the evil spirit stares at its swollen belly in confusion. What's going on? Jiang Linchuan smiles at the mirror. "I was so busy staring at everyone else, I almost forgot about you." The infinite world has a livestream feature, and players love watching newcomers get themselves killed. At first, the chat mocks him: "I'll lose if this blind guy even survives the opening!" Soon, he opens his eyes in front of everyone, and the world instantly falls apart. No one gets away unscathed, neither players nor bosses. The viewers frantically type and rush to leave the livestream. With his own power, Jiang Linchuan stares his way through countless dungeons. Even the top boss, famed for his brutality and coldness, doesn't escape his fate. The boss cuts the child out and is trying to figure out what to do with it when the little things scatter everywhere. They scramble toward Jiang Linchuan, crying, "Daddy! Help!" Looking at the indescribable children, Jiang Linchuan's legs blur as he runs. "Don't come any closer! I'm scared too!" When Jiang Linchuan smiles, life and death are unpredictable. When Jiang Linchuan opens his eyes, people scream and ghosts wail. #IfYou'reBraveEnoughTheMaleGhostGoesOnMaternityLeave #I'mJustAnInnocentBystanderWithBigEyes Reader's guide: 1. A ridiculous comedy with a male protagonist and a main focus on the plot. The dungeon bosses are split into fragments as the love interest. 2. The protagonist is beloved by everyone (?) and chaotic evil. He's not actually frail. Jiang Linchuan's characterization may be a little different from my previous quick transmigration novel, but I'll do my best to preserve the original flavor. 3. The content is exactly what the title suggests. The bystanders are just here for the experience; only the love interest has kids. If you're okay with that, give it a try. Theme: Providing readers with the kind of ridiculous comedy they love.