After DIO Picked Up the Wrong Priest

The year the Church sent Kirei to Italy, he met a man named DIO.

From then on, fate was like a runaway horse, plunging headfirst into the toilet Polnareff had licked. (?)

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× There may not be a pairing, but there will probably be one-sided feelings.

× Some parts of the original timeline and setting have been reset to serve the plot. I'll note it in the chapter author's notes when it comes up.

× There will be OOC and bugs. The author has slowly gone from an obsessive researcher to a lazy slob over the past few years. That's my excuse.

× You people need to stop associating the characters with their voice actors all the time.jpg

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One thing to note:

Hydrangea, the original male lead's wife, will appear for about one or two chapters. She won't just be a background character, and she has an important role in the plot.

They don't get married, and there is no romance between them. But if that bothers you, spare yourself the trouble and don't read it.

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Current update schedule:

* Returning to updates every other day! I'll try to post at 18:00, or before 11 p.m. at the latest if I can't make that. If there's a rankings event, I'll update according to the event schedule.

* Since I can't currently guarantee an update at 18:00, I'll save up typo corrections and make them all at once to reduce the number of refreshes.

* Anti-piracy ratio: 50%, 24 hours. If you can't see it, clear your cache.

Theme: Even in the mud, there is a glimmer of light. Have the courage to find your own meaning.