[Naruto] This World Is Toxic

Hi, I’m Tsunade, and I was reincarnated as a baby. At first, I thought I was in the original story, but then I realized something seemed off. Why was my surname Uchiha? Then I found out my grandfather was Madara Uchiha, the First Hokage. And apparently Hashirama Senju once attacked the village with the Nine-Tails. Later, Uchiha Fugaku became the Fourth Hokage. He died fighting when the Nine-Tails attacked the village, sealing it inside Sasuke Uchiha. I also discovered that the masked man had silver hair. During the Fourth Great Ninja War, Hashirama Senju stood on a cliff and shouted, “Madara! I’ve been waiting for you for so long!” Then Madara Uchiha awakened the Rinnegan and said, “I’ll play with you later. First, let’s take down the Ten-Tails!” Obito Uchiha shouted at the silver-haired man, “Come back already! I can’t handle this alone!” Kakashi looked on coldly. “You actually married Rin? There’s no reason for this world to exist anymore.” ...Wait, is something wrong with this world? A few things to know before reading: 1. This world really is messed up. 2. I tried writing this and found that first person was more fun than third person, so I might just write it in first person. 3. Updates are irregular. 4. No romantic pairing, no romantic pairing, no romantic pairing. Blurb from 2016-3-20, archived for posterity.jpg Premise: Become something different.