The Whole World Fears Me Connecting to Wi-Fi [Western Crossover]

[Beep beep... A little announcement: I'm not feeling much love for Marvel right now (.), so when I start this story, it may become primarily DC. The character concepts won't change much.] [Probably launching in 2024. That's the plan, anyway.] [I'll revise the blurb when I think of something.] A professor she once knew told her, "If you can't control this ability, turn it into something you can understand." And so... [Party][Caramel Boss: Hallo? Sweetie, why did you get taller?] [Party][I Wanna Lick Cap's Abs: Of course you have to get taller for the game!] [Party][Caramel Boss: …My ID is a little weird. Let's leave that aside for now. You can change your secret identity, but could you girls please have some modesty?] As they talked, the Winter Soldier's mechanical arm was knocked clean off by a shield thrown by the Captain. Then... The Winter Soldier grew a new arm right before their eyes. The man with the ID [Caramel Boss] stared for a while at the parents' murderer, who was standing there dumbfounded with a new arm growing out of him. Then he turned to look at the intern at his company. [Party][Caramel Boss: Couldn't you turn off the feature that automatically deducts money to restore your health when you take damage or die?] * So why is it that turning an ability into something I can understand means I have to burn through my data to really enjoy it? The girl who kept changing her ID fell into deep thought. ...Anyway, first I'll convince my boss to cover the Wi-Fi bill. * I've never been to the US, but in many countries Wi-Fi isn't available everywhere, while mobile data is free. Hotels provide Wi-Fi for Chinese tourists, so this is a made-up detail. Please don't argue with me over this.