[Naruto] Who's the One with Their Head in the Clouds About Love?

All Sakura, with various crossover pairings.

My name is Sakura Haruno. I live in Konoha in the Land of Fire. I have a hot-tempered mom and a dad who only ever says, “Your mom is right.”

I died in Year 67 of Konoha.

Cause of death: I don’t know who stabbed me.

Just before I died, I made a contract with a fox named Konnosuke.

It took me to another world and made me read and memorize Naruto.

It said this would cure my romantic obsession.

But I don’t think I need a cure. It’s only natural that I like Sasuke Uchiha, and no one is allowed to argue with me about it.

But that lousy fox told me that I end up marrying Kakashi?

Wait, was I blind in the book? Choosing Naruto would have been better than choosing Kakashi...

Just as I was wondering whether I should dig the dead author out of his grave and make him draw an ending where Sasuke Uchiha and I get married, the place I was in was suddenly leveled to the ground, and I nearly got cut in half along with it.

To save me, Konnosuke activated a teleportation spell. When we arrived, I stared at the two heads on Hokage Rock and couldn’t help asking, “So what was the point of making me read and memorize it?”

“Uh... so you’d marry Kakashi’s dad?”

“Get lost!!!!”

You’re a fox, yet all you can think about is marriage. So who’s the one with the romantic obsession here?

The scariest part was that a pink-haired guy named Yuji Itadori clung to me and wouldn’t let go before the teleportation. He came with me to Year 30 of Konoha.

To save him, I had no choice but to painfully confess to Teacher Tobirama, whom I’d just bumped into, “He’s the person I secretly love, the person I like, the person I plan to confess to, and the person I want to spend the rest of my life with.”

I’ll never forget Teacher Tobirama’s expression then. He looked at me as if I had a romantic obsession.

Ugh... I really don’t!

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