Did Lady Knight Kill Any Cursed Monsters Today?

All it took was a trip to an anime convention for her to get hit by Truck-kun and sent to another world again.

She never expected it to be the Ultraman world, where she nearly got stomped to death by a corn cob right from the start.

The good news: This world has the TPC, a kind-hearted hero, and a galactic migratory bird.

The bad news: The ancient beauty hasn't become light yet, the Light of the Ocean has still been abducted by Crisis, and there's also a nosy Alien Sharpclaw who loves watching the drama unfold.

After being triggered by an old creep like Doro, who deceives women, she immediately reported the Alien Sharpclaw. The newly appointed TPC consultant, Xia, had this to say: Behind every successful woman is a man who silently (and unwillingly) makes sacrifices. The man behind me is you, Alien Sharpclaw!

The world was already hell difficulty with all the Ultraman crossovers. But who could have expected there'd be Cursed Spirits too?! What?? Cursed Spirits can turn into monsters now?!

Watching the white-haired Gojo brazenly order her to call him Captain, Xia smiled politely.

Watching the side-parted-haired guy eat a Cursed Spirit monster, Xia silently reached for the report button.

She could imagine it: The Alien Sharpclaw pulling out a card. Zetton, Pandon, Zetton Pandon!

She could imagine it too: The side-parted-haired guy pulling out a Cursed Spirit ball. Come forth, my monster!

This world really was too deranged. Xia thought without changing her expression.

What could she do to stop the three Dark Ultramen inside her from causing trouble?

Would love, justice, and hope do the trick?

Xia, who had already fallen into an elaborate grooming trap designed just for her by one of them, refused.

She might as well marry a Warrior of Light and let someone else reform them, or cremate them.

It was a perfect plan.

But with so many Ultramen and human hosts, which one should she marry?

Xia didn't know. She insisted that she couldn't bring herself to hurt an Ultraman.

She thought the Alien Sharpclaw was rather handsome, and she couldn't help being tempted by the side-parted-haired guy either. Even that prematurely mature pink-haired brat was quite the flirt.

The Ultramen and their human hosts: Wait, Xia, didn't you say you'd choose one of us?!!

Content warnings:

1. Original female protagonist. She is a human host. Third-person narration, with an ensemble cast.

2. The male lead is undecided. Most relationships are platonic. Sorry, I can't bring myself to make a Warrior of Light sad.

3. A mash-up of multiple Ultraman settings, crossed over with Jujutsu Kaisen. All technology and magic are treated as science fiction. Canon details may be eaten up, and eaten up a lot.

4. Updates follow the ranking if the story makes the list; otherwise, updates are whenever.

5. The author is old, with old-person typing and internet speeds. If the jokes don't land, blame me, not the heroine.

The next story will be Naruto, Who's the One with the Love-Brain, Anyway?

All Sakura, original Sakura, various crack pairings. Content warning: everyone except Sakura has a love-brain.

My name is Sakura Haruno. I live in Konoha, in the Land of Fire, with a short-tempered mother and a father whose only response is, "Your mom is right."

I died in Konoha year 67.

Cause of death: I have no idea who stabbed me.

Just before I died, I made a contract with a fox named Konnosuke.

It took me to another world and made me read and memorize Naruto.

It said this would cure my love-brain.

But I don't think I need to be cured. Loving Sasuke Uchiha is only natural, and I won't hear anyone argue otherwise.

But that damn fox told me that, in the end, I marry Kakashi?

No, seriously, was the version of me in the book blind? Choosing Naruto would have been better than choosing Kakashi...

Just as I was wondering whether to dig the dead author out of his grave and make him draw an ending where Sasuke Uchiha and I get married, the place I was in was suddenly razed to the ground, and I nearly got cut in half along with it.

Konnosuke activated a teleportation spell to save me. When we arrived, I stared at the two heads on Hokage Rock and couldn't help asking, "So what was the point of making me read and memorize it?"

"Uh... so you'd marry Kakashi's dad?"

"Get lost!!!!"

You're a fox, and all you can think about is marriage. So who's the one with the love-brain?

The scariest part was that pink-haired guy named Yuji Itadori had clung to me before the teleportation and came with me to Konoha year 30.

To save him, I had no choice but to painfully confess to Teacher Tobirama, whom I'd just met after faking an accident to get close to him: "This is the person I've secretly loved, the one I like, the one I'm planning to confess to, and the one I want to spend my whole life with."

I'll never forget Teacher Tobirama's expression. He looked at me as if I had a love-brain.

Waaah... I'm really not!

Theme: Love can change everything, and so can trust.