Dazai Comes from Avenger Prison

Completed long novel in my collection: "The Amnesiac Hat-kun," featuring Double Black, with Dazai as the top and Chuuya as the bottom. Add it to your collection if you're interested! Thanks for the question. I'm Tsushima, in Europe, and I just got off a plane. What's it like to become an Avenger? I can tell you with complete confidence: the workplace is in the middle of nowhere, there's no time off or pay all year round, and we often have to work late into the night. My coworkers are all mummies who've been alive for hundreds of years, and my boss is a baby. My job every day is to capture people. The targets include, but aren't limited to, a pineapple-headed man with mismatched eyes who loves illusions and has an eerie laugh; an unlucky high-school phantom thief who's stolen countless jewels and managed to offend the wrong person; and a sticky, slippery slug who wears a hat... But strangely, when that sticky, slippery slug was captured by the Avengers and saw me for the first time, he shouted a name I'd never heard of and angrily demanded to know why I'd suddenly switched jobs to work at the Avengers' prison four years ago, and why I'd been out of touch for so long that everyone at my former workplace thought I'd vanished off the face of the earth. I tilted my head, looking confused and innocent. "Sorry... have you mistaken me for someone else?" Slug: "Bullshit! I'd recognize that ugly face and that damn voice even if you were reduced to ashes!" He's just a slug, but he's tiny and has quite a temper. He keeps mistaking me for someone else, and it's a real headache. Also known as "My Days Working at the Avengers' Prison," "818: The Shorty Who Keeps Getting My Name Wrong," and "What's It Like to Be So Bored You Play Cards with a Salt-Soaked Pineapple?" [Not really] 1. That's right, I'm here to write amnesiac Dazai! This is my take on Dazai's personality. Don't read if that's not your thing. 2. Third-person narration, top-focused. The CP is Dazai and Chuuya, no switching or breaking them up. Don't get the top and bottom roles wrong!! 3. The Avengers' prison setting includes a lot of author-created details. Please ignore any plot holes. If anything makes you uncomfortable while reading, leave immediately. There's no need to comment and tell the author; it's better for both of us. [This story will go VIP on June 6, a Saturday, with a 10,000-word update. Thanks to all the readers who support the official release. *Bows*] Below are blurbs for upcoming stories. If you're interested, visit my collection and add them. Thanks again, everyone! Coming soon 1: "I'm Stressed Out After Being Forced to Delete My Account and Start Over" Blurb: Hello, everyone. I'm... anyway, my name doesn't matter. Due to a work error by the Ox-Head and Horse-Face, I was hit by a car and died before my time. To make it up to me, they offered to let me experience life in a new world while my new body was being rebuilt. I would not only get a golden finger, but also have powerful characters from the story protecting me. As it turned out, the so-called golden fingers only worked after either a brutal emotional breakdown or a life-threatening crisis. Me: ? And the so-called story characters who were supposed to protect me were either a suicidal maniac who could hang himself or jump into the water at any moment, a sunglasses-wearing young man who believed he was the greatest person under heaven and didn't care about anything, or a white kitten who loved sweets so much he spent two hundred million in prize money on chocolate. Me: ??? In the end, covered in blood, I realized one thing: Cherish your life and stay away from every lunatic. Most importantly, don't believe a word from the transmigration gods!! First playthrough: Why must the Uchiha brothers be torn apart by life and death? Second playthrough: A few things about raising the Double Black babies Third playthrough: How to care for a spoiled sweet tooth Fourth playthrough: The weight-loss journey of a tech geek Fifth playthrough: All right, give up struggling and start lying flat 1. First person. Please be gentle if the characters are out of character. If you feel uncomfortable, leave at once; there's no need to comment and tell the author. 2. The crossover series will include Bungou Stray Dogs, Detective Conan, Jujutsu Kaisen, Naruto, Hunter x Hunter, and more. Coming soon 2: "How to Raise a Mackerel" Blurb: Chuuya Nakahara, the King of the Sheep, suddenly found a mysterious app on his phone. Curious, he opened it to take a look. [Ding-dong! Congratulations, you've successfully adopted a mackerel!] [This mackerel seems to be in a very bad mood. Choose: 1. Feed him canned crab meat 2. Sponsor his self-destruction fund (items such as a noose, sleeping pills, suicide manuals, and so on) 3. Wrap yourself up and give yourself to him] Chuuya: "Wait! Aside from the first option, which is sort of normal, what the hell are the second and third options?!" It soon became clear that this mackerel was even harder to deal with than he'd imagined. Not only did he need to be fed on schedule, but Chuuya also had to keep him company regularly. Otherwise, the other apps on his phone would mysteriously disappear, and half the money in his account would inexplicably vanish. This wasn't adopting a pet. He'd adopted an ancestor who expected to be waited on hand and foot. So Chuuya asked Shirase how to uninstall the app. But this mackerel virus always managed to infect the system on his new phone, and the antivirus software acted as if it were dead, without reacting at all. Eventually, Chuuya gave up trying to fix it. What else could he do? He'd just keep raising the mackerel. Later, when he was betrayed by the Sheep organization and didn't know what to do, an admission invitation from Tokyo Jujutsu High was handed to him. Chuuya fell into deep thought. A school that specializes in exorcising curses sounded pretty extraordinary. Should he join or not? 1. Double Black, Dazai and Chuuya, no breaking them up and no switching roles [Important!] 2. Set against the background of the King of the Sheep; later shifts to the Jujutsu High setting. 3. This is an upcoming story. I'll start it once I have enough chapters saved up. Theme: You think you've played me, but actually I've turned the tables on you~