So, Did the Hat Rack Take Down Dazai's Sister?

[He thought he must have been sick ever since the day he got back what he had lost.] He closed his eyes at thirty, the Port Mafia’s strongest weapon. When he opened them, he was fifteen again, back when he was still the "King of the Sheep." For a moment, he thought he was hallucinating. The person who had once leapt from a skyscraper was now lying in the rubble, beneath his feet. This was how he first met that person. "If you can let me die quickly, I’d be grateful." Looking at the girl’s somewhat childish face, he lost his footing and nearly killed a certain bandage-wrapped girl on the spot. * Question: What does it feel like to be reborn and find that the person you have a crush on is still alive and kicking? Hat Rack: I’m dead. Bandage Freak: ...Me too. (My bones nearly got crushed.) Reader’s Guide: 1. Dazai is gender-swapped; the pairing is Soukoku, Dazai (female) × Chuuya (male). 2. Chuuya is reborn, and Dazai is gender-swapped in both worlds. 3. This entire story exists for the sake of romance. The author’s logic is dead, so please don’t go looking for things that were never there. 4. I’ll think of the rest later. Here’s a plug for my own upcoming derivative BL story. The male lead visits various parallel worlds and meets all kinds of strange Dazais... like gentle, adorable Dazai, domineering CEO Dazai, and so on. Saving That Dazai Whose Personality Has Fallen Apart Synopsis One: After an ordinary Japanese high school student, Minegishi Nagisa, is knocked unconscious by a falling object, a System suddenly appears in his mind. The System clings to his leg (at least, that’s what he imagines) and insists that the parallel worlds need saving, and that a certain broken character needs his help even more. Since he’s already unconscious in a hospital, Minegishi Nagisa figures he might as well follow the System to other parallel worlds for a bit of fun. Who knew that after he transmigrates through several worlds and returns, someone would suddenly appear before him with the exact same face as the targets he had pursued in those mission worlds? Minegishi Nagisa looks at the black, scheming menace before him, turns around, grabs the System’s leg, and weeps, "Bro, I was wrong! Please let me go back to the parallel worlds!!!" He’d rather go back and deal with people whose personalities have fallen apart than meet a real black-hearted menace!!! Synopsis Two: Dazai leaps from a skyscraper, thinking his life will finally be over. Instead, he becomes trapped in a cycle of worlds. It is as if he is bound inside a thick cocoon, watching versions of himself who are nothing like the "real" him go about their lives. His consciousness never fades, and the endless repetition is a torment that lasts lifetime after lifetime. Until one day A pair of slender hands breaks open the cocoon holding him. Ignoring their own bloodied hands, they gently cradle his face and bring sunlight to him. [World One] Gentle and sweet Dazai: Would you like to eat first, take a bath first, or... me? [World Two] Domineering Executive Dazai: No one dares refuse me. You’re the first, huh. [World Three] Top Student Dazai: I can help you with your studies, sure. Give me a kiss first. [World Four] Cross-dressing Dazai: Want to lift my skirt? [...] Theme: Romance