Healed by a Port Mafia Executive

Mori Yu, a corrupted Master, got a phone that could chat across time and space. Whenever he had nothing to do, he liked to chat with everyone about life and everything else. His chat partners: Dazai, Chuuya, Natsume, Saiki, the Five-Yen God, the Master, and 27. Everyone who had chatted with Mori Yu thought he was a positive, lovable, earnest boy with just a touch of artistic sensitivity. Everyone who had met Mori Yu in person thought that the boy had been corrupted by that human trash Dazai... Anyway, it's all Dazai's fault! Little skit... [Scene: Feathers confesses] Between Dimensions group chat: Feathers: I think I might have fallen for Bandage-kun. Port Mafia Heiress: Feathers, go see an eye doctor! I'll pay!!! Iris: Come to think of it, I know a doctor too. I can introduce you. Nameless God: For just five yen, I'll cut your ties with that walking pile of sludge right this second! Bunny Princess: I-I don't approve of this marriage! Natsume: Feathers is still young. He'll see what kind of person [trash] he is when he's a little older. Coffee Jelly: @BandageIsTheRealBody, would you like to spar with me? Old Man: (Let me figure out how to type first. Once I learn, Bandage-kun, please join me for a hundred-thousand-character online flame war!) The text in parentheses is spoken aloud. BandageIsTheRealBody: Do you people have some kind of problem with me? :) Everyone: You only just realized? :) The whole group gangs up on Dazai (not really). Original male lead. Sludge x sludge. Two people who are both good at putting on an act fall in love online, each thinking the other is their light. Turns out they're both sludge. Happy ending. #A healing, sweet little story# #I hope you are my light, my ideal, and my dream# Upcoming story: [Crossover] What If I Had a Special Ability? Pairing with Chuuya, please add it to your reading list. The author of What If is Chiyu, the 206th Akutagawa Prize winner. One day, after opening the door, the whole world had changed, including himself. His masterpiece, What If, had even become a special ability. Although What If contains many hypothetical settings, that doesn't mean he can accept a world that has suddenly changed... Oh, or the fact that he has suddenly transmigrated. Especially after learning that the Akutagawa Prize doesn't even exist in this world... Chiyu: I don't know what to do.jpg Special Ability, What If: Once he constructs a complete hypothetical scenario in his mind, the scenario will become reality if he expends enough stamina. What if I, who live in a park, were taken home by a good person? What if the sludge in Dazai's heart became reality? What if Chuuya's height became 1.8 meters? What if Mori the scumbag's Alice-chan became a mature woman? What if Atsushi turned from a big tiger into a little kitten? Everyone who has ever been What-Ifed: You're finished. :) Chiyu: Please, you have to let me go! [Prostrates himself] #The big shots all want to wring me dry# #These heartless people won't even spare a five-year-old boy# #I'm willing to spend all my stamina to make every last heartless one of them cross-dress# Theme: I hope you are my light, my ideal, and my dream