Hello, I'm... Anyway, my name doesn't matter. Thanks to a screwup by Ox-Head and Horse-Face, I got hit by a car and died ahead of schedule. To make it up to me, they said I could experience life in a new world while my new body was being made. I'd even get a golden finger, plus some powerful characters from the story to keep me safe.
As it turned out, that so-called golden finger only worked after I suffered a devastating emotional breakdown or faced a life-threatening danger.
Me: ?
And those so-called characters who were supposed to keep me safe were either suicidal maniacs who might hang themselves or jump into water at any moment, a sunglasses-wearing young man who thought he was the greatest under heaven and couldn't care less about anything, or a little white cat with a sweet tooth so fierce it spent two hundred million in prize money on chocolate.
Me: ???
At last, covered in blood, I understood one thing:
Cherish your life and stay away from every last lunatic. Most importantly, never believe a single thing the transmigration god says!!
First Round: Why Are the Fan Brothers Parting in Life and Death?
Second Round: A Few Things About Raising Two Little Black Ones
Third Round: How to Look After a Stubborn Sweet Tooth
Fourth Round: The Struggle of a Tech Geek to Lose Weight
Fifth Round: All right, give up struggling and lie flat
1. First-person narration attempt. Please be gentle if the characters seem out of character. If you're uncomfortable, just stop reading; there's no need to comment about the author.
2. The crossovers include Naruto, Bungo Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, Hunter x Hunter, and others.
Theme: Face life with a smile. jpg