Beating Up the Strongest Human Every Day

[Free updates until completion, free story]

My newest novel is open for advance reservations: Hello, Dogumaki. Saiki x Inumaki

Blurb:

The rotten roots must be pulled out before new ones can grow.

Zenin Itoji, who was supposed to be the next head of the Zenin family, saw through everything. He left them with a curt "Bullshit," turned on his heel, and broke away from the Zenin family to make his own way.

Zenin Itoji was so busy working to bring down the rotten oranges in the higher ranks of jujutsu society that he was having the time of his life.

Later, in order to expand his ranks, he personally went to work as a teacher at Jujutsu High, ready to recruit promising students and build his cause into something bigger and stronger.

After the one and only 5t5 under heaven enrolled at Jujutsu High, he ended up in the class taught by his current homeroom teacher, Zenin Itoji, who taught the first-years.

5t5: I'm the best. What are you gonna do about it?

So, guided by the teaching principle that students need a good beating to reach their potential, Zenin Itoji made a point of thoroughly beating 5t5 every single day.

Zenin Itoji disguised himself and took a job at Jujutsu High to choose his companions. But just when he thought everything was going smoothly...

Behind those sunglasses, his pale blue eyes were just as they had been when he was a child. "I caught you doing something naughty again, Teacher Itoji."

"Then..." Zenin Itoji grabbed him by the collar and yanked him down, looking down at him haughtily without a trace of panic at being found out. "Could I ask you to keep my secret?"

"No. Why don't you think of a way to keep me quiet?"

Zenin Itoji: Easy. I've got this.

Question: What strange chemistry will result when the two strongest join forces?

285: Don't even think about trying to get Itoji's attention. I'm the only one he loves!

Zenin Itoji: Anything for the revolution. I'm in.

Childhood friends to lovers / mending a broken relationship [not really]

[Blind artist beauty top x violent-aesthetic beauty bottom]

Also known as: After Overthrowing the Big Three Families, I Became the Leader of the Jujutsu World

818: The Strongest Human Who Was Tricked Out of His Heart and His Body

Warnings:

There will be OOC. There will be OOC. There will be OOC.

I'm a good person, so I'm not taking sides!

But tormenting 5t5 is a must!

Suguru won't turn evil. Everyone survives.

Coming soon: Hello, Inumaki

Blurb:

My name is Inumaki Toge. I'm a first-year student at Jujutsu High and a cursed speech user. Since whatever I say comes true, I usually substitute names of rice balls for common words.

During a mission outside the school, I met someone named Saiki Kusuo, a genius who can guess what I'm really thinking no matter what I say. I'm convinced it was fate.

I really like him. He's the best friend I'll ever have.

Until one day, I found out he can actually read minds...

[Saiki x Inumaki]

Warning: The blurb is in first person; the story is in third person.

My friend's stories:

[Crossover] Break Up with 5T5

Author: Zhiba Renjia

One-line summary: I thought I was dating someone with breaking up as my goal.

Is the strongest one a match for romance?

Author: Juzhiao

One-line summary: 5T5, whom no one can respect on a daily basis.

[Crossover] After Sleeping with Edogawa

Author: Liu Xiqiao

One-line summary: When it comes to pregnancy, men and women are equal.

The Domineering Healer, Dealing Damage Online

Author: Liangban Xianrenzhang

One-line summary: The only thing this healer asks of you is: protect yourselves.

How to Have Both a Magical Girl and a Jujutsu Sorcerer

Author: Ye Wuhui

One-line summary: Sakura vs. Gojo, with Tomoyo as the pairing.

[Crossover: Jujutsu Kaisen] The Master of Swords Is a Mapo Tofu Priest from Hell

Author: Luosheng Longjie

One-line summary: It makes perfect sense for a priest to moonlight in hell, doesn't it?

Theme: Break down a decaying system, carry the darkness on your back, and walk toward the light.