My Cat Is a Big Shot in the Beast World

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There’s also a historical danmei next door → "The Demon Lord Keeps Blowing His Secret Identity". Please give it a read, QAQ! It’s about to be finished!!! The blurb is at the very bottom! Deepest bows and thanks! I’m on my knees with gratitude!

Please also check out my next novel, "Wake Up! You’re a Hostage!" Wuwuwu~

Blurb:

[Gentle, black-hearted lotus gong (later) X hair-trigger, tsundere kitty shou] 1v1, both are each other’s first and only

First version of the blurb:

Day one

Qi Yu: Oh my god! How can there be such a handsome cat in the world?! What a handsome cat. He’s all alone, rummaging through the trash. How pitiful. His meow is so cute, too. I’ll take him home and raise him!

Xia Zuo: ??? There’s a whole string of profanity I don’t know whether I should say.

One month later

Qi Yu opened his bedroom door and looked at the cat-eared, tailed, naked, sweet-faced young man sleeping on the couch. Is this really the handsome cat I know...? That pose...

Qi Yu: I must have opened the door the wrong way! Let me open it again. If I’m not dreaming...

Xia Zuo: Is this your excuse for doing that kind of thing to me?

A few years later

Qi Yu: Honey, there are so many cans of cat food at home that you haven’t eaten. I’m begging you, stop rummaging through the trash! I’m serious! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Xia Zuo: Get lost! What trash can? This is obviously a treasure chest full of food!

Little skit O(≧▽≦)O

Hello, everyone. I’m your reporter, A Piao. Let’s begin our interview.

Reporter A Piao (nearly shoving the microphone into Xia Zuo’s mouth): Mr. Xia Zuo, how did Mr. Qi Yu react when you turned into a human?

Xia Zuo (his expression turning grave at the memory of last time): I was asleep then. I didn’t know I’d turned into a human. When I woke up, I felt a dull pain down there, and then Qi Yu apologized to me.

Reporter A Piao (handing the microphone to Qi Yu): All right, now let’s interview Mr. Qi Yu. How do you feel about doing something so utterly inhumane to him?

Qi Yu: I have a lot to say...

Reporter A Piao suddenly covered Qi Yu’s mouth. Damn, I almost spoiled it!

Qi Yu: I was just drunk, and then...

A Piao covered Qi Yu’s mouth again. Do you think you’ll die if you leave some suspense?

Second version of the blurb:

The shou’s perspective:

After an accident, the ruler of the beast world fled to the human world.

An ignorant male two-legged creature took him home and named him Xia Zuo.

Later, he transformed into a naked boy with cat ears and a tail. Before he could react, he was eaten up, clean and thorough.

Xia Zuo: Two-legged creature, take this kick!

The gong’s perspective:

Qi Yu met a handsome cat on the road. He took a liking to the cat, so naturally he took him in.

Until one day, the handsome cat turned into a naked, sweet-faced boy.

Qi Yu: Who could resist that?

Next novel: "The Demon Lord Keeps Blowing His Secret Identity"

Lan Liang was a penniless little Taoist priest. After bidding farewell to his "lying scumbag" master, he went out to hunt demons and came across an injured lop-eared rabbit, so he rescued it on the way.

The little bunny transformed into a tiny child.

From then on, Lan Liang lived a life that was neither human nor ghost.

He went to complain to his master, who took off his mask and shed his secret identity.

Lan Liang: ?

He went to complain to his "good friend," who took off his mask and shed his secret identity.

Lan Liang: ??

He went to complain to the Pavilion Master of the Tuji Pavilion, and a certain Pavilion Master took off his mask and shed his secret identity.

Lan Liang: ???

He went to complain to the Immortal Venerable of Tuzi Mountain, one of the immortal sects, and a certain Immortal Venerable took off his mask and shed his secret identity.

Lan Liang: ????

At his wit’s end, he turned around and hugged the little child, crying rivers of snot and tears. I feel like the whole world is deceiving me, 1551. Then the little child didn’t take off his mask, but shed his secret identity.

Lan Liang: !!!!?

Lan Liang nearly fell to his knees. Great one, just how many secret identities do you have?!

Lan Liang looked up at the distinctive ribbon on the rabbit ears belonging to the Demon Lord across from him.

He finally caught on, grabbed his peachwood sword, and jabbed it at the Demon Lord’s belly. Hey, demon! You’ve been fooling me for so long. Prepare to die! (Jab!) (Jab!) (Jab!)

Lan Liang suddenly threw his sword to the ground! Damn! I can’t bring myself to do it!

The Demon Lord scooped him into his arms like a child kidnapper. "Let’s make a deal. Write your name on this paper, and I’ll make sure you have plenty to eat and wear, all right? Hmm?"

Lan Liang: That sounds... actually pretty good.

So he nodded.

And somehow, he got married.

Lan Liang: "…"

A dazed, adorable, scatterbrained Taoist shou who can never get the accounts straight X a gong who loves wearing secret identities, holds the script in his hands, and bullies the shou everywhere

Blurb for the upcoming novel: "Wake Up! You’re a Hostage!"

[Second version]

Hu Ke transmigrated into a book, becoming the son of a demoness in a danmei novel.

As the youngest and least favored prince, he was naturally sent by his own father to an enemy kingdom in exchange for peace between the two nations.

At first, Hu Ke was nervous, but then he discovered... being locked in the general’s estate dungeon wasn’t so bad. He got meat with every meal.

So he settled in and became a contented, lazy hostage.

When he was bored, he’d tease the poker-faced jailers for fun.

One day, bored and taking advantage of a jailer dozing off, he ran out to let loose and accidentally ran into the notoriously brutal general.

The person in the pool opened his eyes, and the two stared at each other: "..."

Hu Ke: "Hi? How are you? A nice coat? Where’s my house?"

[.JPG pretending to be a foreigner]

The brutal general wordlessly set off the alarm.

Then Hu Ke’s cell was reinforced.

Hu Ke: [.JPG crying behind bars]

[Fourth version]

Hu Ke was a little red fox who had just cultivated a human form. One day, he transmigrated into a book, becoming the son of a demoness in a danmei novel!

As the youngest and least favored prince, he was naturally sent by his own father to an enemy kingdom to keep the country safe.

He had read the original ending. In the original story, he died horribly, and no one cared.

Hu Ke trembled as he looked at the handsome man before him. This supposedly violent and cruel general was his husband. The book said that ever since the man came down with a certain strange illness, his personality had become incredibly strange. He was short-tempered and unpredictable.

Every so often, he even killed people for fun.

Hu Ke: Is it still in time to run away? qvq

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After Qin Zhihe contracted the strange illness, the emperor stripped him of his real authority and left him as a general in name only. But the emperor kept testing his limits, and this time he had even sent him a man.

At first, Qin Zhihe paid no attention to this hostage, who seemed useless in every way. He treated him as someone in the residence who ate without contributing.

But this person kept pushing past his boundaries.

Until one day, he saw the little booklet Hu Ke had written. It was full of ways to get away from him.

Qin Zhihe tore the booklet to pieces in a fury, cornered Hu Ke in fox form in some remote nook, and asked in a trembling voice, "You want to run away?"

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Little skit:

When Qin Zhihe first met Hu Ke, he heard him say something shocking: "C-can I sleep in the dungeon?"

Qin Zhihe: "..."

Although it took some doing, Hu Ke eventually made it into the dungeon.

Every time he passed by, he could hear laughter and cheerful conversation inside. Even the jailers guarding the place liked this new visitor.

Again and again, driven by curiosity, Qin Zhihe found himself walking inside.

After that, his days were spent going in and out, in and out...

Theme: The tangled romance between a ruler of the beast world who flees to the human world and a young man