"Pampered at first, then they spoil each other"
[Read with caution]
Also known as "Blessings for the Beloved Uke" (transmigration)
Synopsis: This story specializes in serving up dog food! Single readers, proceed with caution!
Shen Changqing had been unlucky all his life, unlucky enough to be mistaken by the Black and White Impermanence and sent to the underworld by mistake.
On his first day in the underworld, Yan Luo, its chief, saw him, fell to his knees in terror, and respectfully called him, "Lady Flower Goddess!"
Shen Changqing: ...
You're a lady! Your whole family is a bunch of ladies!
So Shen Changqing beat him up.
Yan Luo wiped away a bitter tear. He couldn't explain himself and didn't dare fight back, so he gave Shen Changqing a golden finger. From then on, good luck followed him everywhere, and his luck was off the charts.
On his second day in the underworld, Shen Changqing accidentally entered a forbidden zone said to hold a vicious female ghost. But when she saw him, she excitedly hugged him and called him her precious baby.
Shen Changqing: ...
He'd grown up in an orphanage, and now he suddenly had a ghost mother?
His ghost mother put an arm around him. "My precious baby, I've already arranged a wonderful marriage for you. From now on, you can relax and be a kept pretty boy!"
Shen Changqing had been dreaming of marrying into a rich family and reaching the peak of life. Then he met his betrothed... husband.
A... lecherous fox?
He wanted to break off the engagement!
Beautiful uke x fox immortal seme
[Warnings]
1. The characters may act dumb.
2. There's nothing I can do about my writing.
3. The uke will probably be everyone's favorite.
4. Amnesia and raising a child will always be part of the story.
Coming soon:
"The Demon Lord Keeps Losing His Secret Identity"
Lan Liang was a dirt-poor young Daoist. He said goodbye to his "scammer" master and went out to hunt demons. Along the way, he found an injured lop-eared rabbit and casually rescued it.
The bunny transformed into a tiny little child.
From then on, Lan Liang's life was neither human nor ghostly.
He went to complain to his master. His master took off his mask and shed his secret identity.
Lan Liang: ?
He went to complain to his "good friend." His "good friend" took off his mask and shed his secret identity.
Lan Liang: ??
He went to complain to the Pavilion Master of the Tuji Pavilion. The Pavilion Master took off their mask and shed their secret identity.
Lan Liang: ???
He went to complain to the immortal of Mount Tuzi in the Immortal Sect. The immortal took off his mask and shed his secret identity.
Lan Liang: ????
At his wit's end, he turned around and hugged the little one, crying so hard his nose was running. "I feel like the whole world is lying to me, sob sob sob." Then the little one didn't take off his mask. He just shed his secret identity.
Lan Liang: !!!!?
Lan Liang almost fell to his knees. "Great one, how many layers of secret identities do you have?!"
Lan Liang looked up at the distinctive ribbon on the rabbit ears of the person across from him. Only a certain Demon Lord had ears like that.
He finally got it. He grabbed his peachwood sword and poked the Demon Lord in the belly. "Demon! You've been lying to me all this time. Prepare to die!" Poke! "Die!" Poke! "Die!" Poke!
Lan Liang suddenly threw the sword to the ground. Damn it! He couldn't bring himself to do it!
The Demon Lord pulled him into his arms like he was abducting a child. "Let's make a deal. Write your name on this paper, and I'll make sure you have food and clothes. How does that sound? Hmm?"
Lan Liang: That... actually sounds like a pretty good deal.
So he nodded.
So he inexplicably got married.
So he inexplicably got thoroughly ravished.
Lan Liang finally realized something was wrong. "You bastard of a Demon Lord, I..."
The Demon Lord covered his mouth. "No swearing."
Poor little Lan Liang pouted. "You promised you wouldn't lie to me."
The Demon Lord coaxed his silly little darling. "Then how about I let you ravish me in return?"
Lan Liang: "…"
A sweet, goofy, hopelessly bad-at-math Daoist uke X a seme who loves wearing secret identities, always has the script in hand, and enjoys bullying the uke everywhere
Theme: The way of Heaven benefits without harming; the way of humanity acts without contending
What the hell is this year's surname Tie?
I just want to ask, has Mu Qingfeng ever sniffed, kissed, and touched other so-called human beings?
It feels weird. The way this mother talks reminds me of romance novels from 2000s...
I don't understand the joke, so what is this old man's name?
Human, fox and rabbit, so cute
... Looking all over the place, really good
At first glance, the silent raising of hands looked like [Feces Raise]...
Tsk tsk, as soon as we met, we started calling each other.
Thanks to my roommate in Chongqing, dialect words like Yaoer have a sound in my head!! (Dead fish eyes)
Why are foxes afraid of chickens? Hahaha, I can understand even if they are afraid of geese.