An Unconventional History of Heroic Spirit Promotion

Coming soon: How Do You Deal with a Love Interest from the Underworld? Synopsis below: What do you do when your boyfriend is an underworld sort of guy? Send him back to the living world! With an evil spirit in his left hand and the Imaginary Tree in his right, Ashiya Douman felt he was already at the pinnacle of life. All he needed was to become a Beast. He never expected to be beaten back to his original form by a certain not-so-(Chaldea)-upstanding organization. Forced to turn over a new leaf at the not-so-(Chaldea)-upstanding organization, he still gets bullied by the old-timers. An aging Beast is in front of him, and a Grand keeps dropping by from behind. Limbo: Weak, pitiful, and helpless, hugging Lord Kenko for comfort QAQ After receiving advice from a senior, Limbo glimpses the hope of becoming a Beast and promptly slips away. He runs off to a world without Heroic Spirits and happily starts learning how to be a person. Limbo: First, this humble monk needs a life mentor! Then a certain aristocrat from the West finds a light bulb intruding on his efforts to grow closer to his future wife. Limbo: Next, this humble monk needs an adorable disciple! Then a certain magical girl's older brother successfully turns from a mage into an onmyoji, and almost leads his sister astray too. Limbo: Then this humble monk needs a decent job! Then a certain technical college welcomes an unreliable onmyoji as a teacher, and he achieves the feat of having students all over the world! Limbo: Finally, this humble monk needs some resilient archenemies! Then, spanning five hundred years, from Brain to Hagoromo Gitsune, there is nothing Limbo can't kill if you can think of it! When Limbo returns to Chaldea, he meets his senior. Senior: Have you understood? What is the love of humanity? Limbo: I have. I'll never work as a technical college teacher again! Whoever wants to teach this stuff can do it themselves! Senior: ? What's wrong with you? Whose fault is this, anyway? [Confused look] *Reader's guide* 1. My logic is nonexistent, and my headcanon is extensive. I'm a novice, and all OOC moments are on me. Please don't attribute them to the original work [bows in apology]. The protagonist is overpowered and a bit of a jerk. 2. There are side couples, but the canon pairings won't be broken up. The author ships Gojo and Geto, and there will be a little of that. 3. Chaldea's background follows my own headcanon [My Years as a Heroic Spirit: Chaldea Setting]. It has a slight sequel feel, but the connection is minimal, so you can read this without having read it. Note: I'll do my best to write Douman well. Some OOC moments may be unavoidable, since everyone understands the characters differently. I'll also add some headcanon to help the plot fit together, so I hope you'll bear with me. If that's not for you, please click away. Read with an open mind, and kisses~ How Do You Deal with a Love Interest from the Underworld? by Sen Miao Is there anything more tragic than being reborn in a world crawling with cursed spirits and monsters? Yes: Zenin Ouki will tell you firsthand that it's having neither cursed energy nor spiritual power! Zenin Ouki: Onmyoji are always on the verge of dying in front of me, and jujutsu sorcerers are always on the verge of dropping dead behind me. I only survive because my Heavenly Restriction gives me a huge health bar! Seemingly useless but actually incredibly powerful, Zenin Ouki overturns the rotten men and seizes power, becoming the first head of the clan with a Heavenly Restriction. They start out as enemies who fall in love, but one careless move gets her tricked by Brain. She falls into a dark Honmaru and recruits a group of sword spirits. When she finally catches her breath, her boyfriend has been sealed away. All twenty of his fingers have been cut off and sealed, leaving only a fragment of his soul, which a friend takes in to nurture. Zenin Ouki: I'll kill you! Brain, just you wait! I won't rest until I stew you in a hot pot! I'm the only one allowed to chop up my man! A thousand years later, a pure-hearted high school boy swallows a Special Grade cursed object and slicks his hair back with a flourish. "Hahahaha! Experiencing moonlight in person really is the best! I'm finally back to life..." Zenin Ouki arrives just in time, covered in blood after hacking her rotten boss to death. She flashes a radiant smile. "Well, well, you lousy bastard. It's only been a few days, and you've really gone downhill!" *Reader's guide* 1. My logic is nonexistent, and my headcanon is extensive. I'm a novice, and all OOC moments are on me. Please don't attribute them to the original work [bows in apology]. 2. The timeline is chaotic and spans a long period. Please don't scrutinize it; the author will do their best to fill in the gaps. 3. The pairing is set: Sukuna. The heroine is a cynical realist. Please read with an open mind. Kisses~ Theme: World peace