Today, Too, I Must Be in 'Hot Love' with Dazai

After seeing Senior Kyubey’s spectacular failure, Incubator 097 decides that magical girls are just too dangerous. Turning a girl’s hopes into despair takes far too much effort. He needs a more efficient and safer [Plan to Save the Universe]!

So Incubator 097, the angel investor of magical girls, took a hard look at himself and decided to turn over a new leaf.

097: Instead of getting beaten into idiots by magical girls shouting about friendship and bonds, I’d rather shout about justice and salvation as I beat other people into idiots. :)

Not a moment of grief for White Rat’s departure! Now making his entrance

The strictest father of the marauders, the finest adjudicator of the Observation Bureau, a universal wish-granting machine, an obsessive fan of cat-behavior plugins, the model employee of the 24/7 work schedule, and Russia’s finest onigiri caretaker!

Through the long years bound by his ability, Fyodor has walked the path toward his great ideal with unwavering resolve.

Collaborators, rivals, pawns...

Everything unfolds according to the script he wrote, until those people fall from the sky.

They shatter the rules of the world with ease, greedily chewing away at it and killing it bit by bit.

They are powerless to fight back.

He prays for God to descend, and at last, God comes to his side...

Only, this God seems a little different from the one he imagined?

"Though I haven’t contracted with a magical girl in a long time, you aren’t a girl, and you aren’t even at the age of puberty!"

#Become a magical boy!#

#Today, I, 097, am getting back into the business!#

[Reader's Guide]

1. 097 is not Kyubey. They belong to the same species (Incubators). 097 used to be human and isn’t as awful as Kyubey. He’s now a proper, upstanding employee.

2. Human values don’t apply to Incubators. They regard [emotions] as a mental illness.

3. A story where each person is worse than the last, and all the awful people love each other. (?)

4. Written on a whim, with ideas flying everywhere and lots of author-created settings. The timeline is a bit chaotic. If you spot any plot holes, please point them out politely, and I’ll try to patch them up.

Theme: We are not born to grow up quickly, but to enjoy the scenery along the way