My Clingy Boyfriend Tomie

Going VIP on May 21, with 10,000 words released that day. Please show your support! As a mature and reliable adult, Su Zhiming never imagined he'd get swept up in the latest trend and transmigrate one day. Facing a 'brand-new' Yokohama, Su Zhiming calmly pushed up his glasses. It's fine. So the literary greats have all gone into the criminal underworld. No big deal. Watching ability users send special effects flying everywhere, Su Zhiming calmly took a sip of hot tea. It's fine. So people can make gravity balls with their bare hands. Perfectly reasonable. When a boy with flames coming out of his forehead accidentally injured him, Su Zhiming coolly called the insurance company. It's fine. So a seafood company is saving the world. Makes perfect sense. When he learned he'd become the new 'Colorless King,' Su Zhiming took a deep breath. It's okay. So I have to clean up the previous generation's mess. I can do this! Finally, while drinking at a coworker's place, he saw the ridiculously cute maid with dragon horns and a dragon tail. Drunk, Su Zhiming couldn't hold back any longer. "Why did everyone else get bound to an all-purpose maid, while I got stuck with a beautiful but useless horror-movie character?!" The mature and reliable adult watched the incredibly handsome young man, who had been bound to him from the moment he transmigrated and came with a 'horror movie buff,' bawl his eyes out in the living room. The boy, named Tomie, had a beauty mark beneath the corner of his eye. He tilted his head, smiled, and hugged his guardian. "How pitiful, Ming. It's okay, I'll always be by your side." And so the reliable adult cried even harder. Question: What do you think when you transmigrate from the start and get bound to a horror-movie 'protagonist' with no combat ability? Su Zhiming (takes off his glasses, straightens his clothes, folds his hands over his chest, and lies down peacefully): I'm giving up. Reading guide: 1. Written in a burst of inspiration, with ideas flying everywhere and lots of personal interpretations. The timeline is a little chaotic. If you spot any holes, please point them out politely and I'll try to patch them up. 2. The male lead is a reliable adult who's emotionally slow on the uptake. 3. Tomie is gender-swapped and bound to him from the start. 4. The CP is Tomie (emphasis!). There are side couples (Dazai/Chuuya, Wei/Lan) with very little presence. Theme: People aren't born just to grow up as fast as possible, but to enjoy the scenery along the way.